lot lizard

A person, genrally a woman, who is "ideal" by Cody's standards.

Cody is speaking to the lot lizard at Croc Rock.

by OldManCook June 17, 2009

Drawing Lots

A game similar to Russian Roulette. This game was invented by the Knights of the Round Table. One bullet is loaded into a revolver and the chamber is spun. Then the revolver is then passed around the table until the bullet is fired. The trick is: a coin is passed around also. Each person flips the coin. If the coin falls on heads, you must spin the revolver again. This apparently tested 'luck' back in the ye olde days.

Lets go drawing lots tonight at dinner.

by MW2 Freak January 7, 2011

poops-a-lot

1when you blow chunks out of your butt!!

2when you crap untill you die

dont poops-a-lot or you will be hurtin

by thethgw November 29, 2007

lot block

When you are parked in a near empty parking with no one directly infront of you, then someone pulls in that spot blocking your easy exit.

I went to the grocery store parking far away inorder get out quick right then someone pulls in, lot blocking me.

by Joe M July 5, 2009

lot lizard

a truck stop prostitute is usually referred to as a lot lizard mainly because they are usually hanging around truck stop parking lots trading intercourse or the act of fellacio for crack. the term lizard refers to the fact that prostitutes have no souls.

billy bob: hey rusty nail who was that in your truck just now?

rusty nail: oh, just some lot lizard trading her sorry self for some crack. too bad that was just baby powder.

by brandilla tha thrilla March 21, 2010

Lot Salamander

Rooted from the term "Lot Lizard" a Lot Salamander is a variation. usually a younger more naïve girl, being obsessed and infatuated with diesel pick-up trucks and the over compensating men who tend to own them..... the average Lot salamander is a younger girl who doesn't mind incredibly small penises and will have intercourse with you so long as you have a diesel pick-up truck that can bellow a moderate amount of obnoxious black smoke......... term coined by SS and DW,

I pulled into sheetz to get some gas in my car and seen all the kids with diesel trucks trying to pick up a Lot Salamander or two.

by ShawnxAllen October 11, 2014

Lot Lizards

The women of the place, Iowa Lot, and believe it or not, Iowa Lizard Lots, because they work there too. If they front you their services, try not to go back to the places like Iowa Lot because you don't have enough money to pay them all. I better duck. Here comes one now!

Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023