litter of kittens

n. ; multiple pieces of feces at least 2.5 courics a piece accumulated in one sitting.

"Man, I just gave birth to a litter of kittens in your upstairs restroom. My bad, nyuggah."

by Bradd A. Jones March 12, 2009

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005

clitty litter

vaginal paste found in the liner of womens' undergarments (and sometimes pants if produced in mass amounts) aquired at points of climatic pleasure or just from nasty hoes that do not correctly clean their monkeys or garments.

Is that clitty litter or are you just happy to see me?

by quimmy boy November 4, 2002

listening

The same meaning as resting my eyes

It's when you try to act like you aren't going to sleep and you play it off by saying you are just "listening"

Same as- listenin

You going to sleep? no, just listening....Zzz

by SBD April 25, 2005

listen up

Something you say to a group of people you don't like.

Listen up, shit-heads! Republican Nazi will grill your asses five times over with a grill and a spatula.

by Republican Nazi September 7, 2003

belly listener

A person who gets turned on by stomach growls

Stephanie: Im hungry...I feel like my belly is going to rumble

Carl: Can I listen?

Stephanie: Yeah sure.

Carl: *puts ear on Stephanie's belly*

Stephanie's Belly: *RUUUUMBLE!*

Carl: Wanna go to Mcdonalds?

Stephanie: Sure thing!

Carl: Can I listen to you eat?

Stephanie: Are you a belly listener?

Carl: Indeed I am

by Werido fred June 2, 2011

clitty litter

Clitty litter is what ends up in the crotch of a woman's panties. It consists of dried semen, vaginal secretions, and any other material the woman may be shedding from her uterine and vaginal lining. It can also consist of bits of toilet paper, and if the woman is very unclean, bits of fecal matter, also known as shit. A dingleberry may detach from the hair around the woman's anus, and this too may end up becoming clitty litter.
Clitty litter can be white, red, green, or even brown. This depends on the recent activity of the woman, and her attention to personal hygiene. Check the woman's panties for skid marks!

I was going to go down on that bitch, but that good-looking pussy smelled of ass. Being sneaky, I checked her panties, and found the vented cotton panel to be soaked with dried clitty litter. I then directed me to give me a blow job.

Example two: My girlfriend just got out of the shower, so there was little chance of encountering any nasty clitty litter.

by Rook's Buddy May 8, 2010