Lindenhurst

Large town in Suffolk county on long island, founded by Nazis, often called Lindy-which is what u call some1 from Lindenhurst. Made up of the Village of Lindenhurst, North Lindenhurst, and Venetian Shores-Do NOT confuse VENICE (which is part of Copiague, just with the 11757 Zip Code) with VENETIAN Shores (which is technically West Babylon, but with Lindenhurst Schools and ZIP Code). There are also some dumbasses who call the area of the Village south of Montauk Hwy "South Lindenhurst". Overall population is about 40-45,000. Lindenhurst is about 80% white, but don't let that fool you into thinking we're not diverse, as almost 1/3 of those whites are 1st or 2nd generation immigrants that speak polish, Ukrainian, or even Italian at home. The rest is split between white trash, upper middle class people, sk8er bois, and poor-but-prep people. Then its 10% hispanic. The remaining 10% is made-up of Haitians, Africans, Turkish, Indians, and Asians.

Lindenhurst holds the record for most bars per person of any town! We also have a lot of homes divided into apartments (especially North Lindenhurst), hence the name Swindlehurst, but it's nothing like Venice in Copiague.
Oh and we have like no SiDEWALKS!!!!

Lindenhurst = Brooklyn with trees and without sidewalks

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Massapequan in Lindy: sup my white homie u juz like me.

Random Lindy: *something polish*

Massapequan: the fuck...

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Little kid on Halloween: Mommy, mommy I wanna go trick-or-treating!

Mom: I don't think so honey, since this town has no sidewalks and areas thar do are full of pedophiles.

by Person102297 December 30, 2011

Lindenwold

a small town in south jersey full of idiots who have nothing to look forward to in the future, but there are some exceptions to this and those are the hardworking kids that do everything from all the sports to performing well academically.

1:hey are you from lindenwold?
2:yeah
1:hahaha you're a bum
2:nahh actually i'm goind to college
1:ohhh my bad then you must know a lot of bums then
1:yep

by datboullmao May 19, 2009

flat liner

A person who has died, referring to the heart monitor "flat lining", as can be seen in any film featuring an emergency room death.

When Ray makes love to a women, she may say, "it was like sex with a flat liner!"

by Mark J. July 16, 2008

One liner

To verbally rip someone apart using only a phrase or sentence.

That guy though he was the shit til I dropped a little one liner on him infront of his girl.

by Dan Hunnewell November 30, 2004

Linner

Linner is between lunch & dinner, like brunch is between breakfast & lunch.

(It's 15:00) Hey honey, you wanna grab some linner?

by Deewtje May 22, 2009

Blue liner

Super-strong cigarettes are difficult to get now, so serious tobacco addicts roll their own for a seriously strong smoke. Any one of these is a blue liner. Standard size with no filter.

The name comes from the navy issue cigarettes that could be got by British navy in port or shore base. They were only available to them and were identified by a thin blue line that ran down the length of the cigarette.

Persons can take one draw from one of these and spend ten minutes coughing their hearts out. But they will be hooked.

A couple draws gives a serious hit and you can therefore put the cigarette out and get another two or three smokes out of it.

People who smoke blue liners think that Marlboro Red, Camel, french or turkish cigarettes have a mild flavor and are low nicotine.

If blue liner smokers are out of tobacco they will grab any old pungent smelling shit from the dark side of the garbage bin and smoke it.

Jack: Got a blue liner? I need a smoke.

BillyBob: Nope, ain't got none, and can't get none. The horse just died so we can't get to the store. Got some full strength Marlboro and Camel tucked away, though.

Jack: Well, shit. Cut off the horse's tail, I'll smoke that.

by gaspard fumer June 1, 2010

Lindenhurst High School

There are the white girls who keep to themselves but are bad asses, the italian girls, the girls who think schools some sort of fashion show, the skinny girls who look 12, the black obnoxious people, the spanish kids who walk super slow in the hallway, the juggalos, the dirt bags, the dirt bag alc kids, the drug dealers who 20 years from now go to the street near subway and they will still be there, and the fat bitchy people. Then the dike dean who will take your head phones and hat.

Dirtbag ALC kids: Yo are you good for a nic?
Drug dealers: YEa bro meet me at the smokers corner at lindenhurst high school
Dirtbag ALC kids: aiight

by Sajavvv April 24, 2009