Life

Everthing and nothing.

"Who cares it's just life; I'm going to die anyways, so why not enjoy it, it's all there is when it comes down to it."

by blondeserendipity May 04, 2009

Life

A waste of time.

Why waste time living, if we're all gonna die sooner or later?

by K.BRM March 25, 2005

Life

The lethal process by which your asshole is expanded in diameter through a series of anal penetrations.

by cynical asshole June 19, 2003

Life

uh...i don't know

"so what are you doing tonight?"
"uh...life."

by bob June 19, 2003

Life

A prefix to the word 'sucks' used by Blog-Junkies and goths (same thing).

"Life sucks."
"Life's a b*********ch, then you D*e!!!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Life

a brand of cereal. and a magazine

i was sitting at the table eating a bowl of life cereal and reading life magazine.

by Butthole Man September 15, 2005

Life

God's way of brutally torturing and tormenting you until he decides to smite you.

G1LB3RT: So, so much shit has happened to me, I'm homeless, my whole family has died or disowned me, and all my friends are gone....

CUBBY: I swear man, it's this whole "Life" thing.

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY January 28, 2012