Three legged turtle

Someone whose terrible at sex.

Man I hooked up with that Jesse kid last night and he really reminded me of a "three legged turtle". It was terrible

by Double wide queen April 21, 2014

4 legged chicken

A 4 legged chicken is covered in fur, and has 4 paw's.

Billy Bob: Maaary Jaaane, we'll shit well tonight. Cletus's 4 legged chicken is here.'
Mary Jane :we'll put him in the microwave and eat him.
Cletus: Billy Bob I want my dog back?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 13, 2020

LUNGED

LUNGED code word for smoking up your whole stash.

homie:"hey man you got any green left"
me:"nah i LUNGED it all this morning."
homie:"LUNGED IT?!?!?!"
me:"hell yea i took that shit to the LUNGS"

by ghostofamityville August 19, 2010

Solid lengers

The resterant you got to in your head when your drunk or high and this is what they serve:

-Uber Panini-
nice bread
olives

pickels
jhalpino
chease
sundrided tomato
nice meats
peanut butter

pesto

corn

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-busenizza shin barito-
medium za

shin Ramon

Chile beaf
toltila

corn
chease
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-cheeky hot choccie milk -
hot chocolate the good shit

southern comfy
mint leqiur
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-good soüp -
corn
shin/Samyang/ect the good noodles
dumplings
rice cakes

soye
Chile oil

spam

spring onions
stake
fish sauce

Miso
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-LENGERS special reato.-
big tortila

frired chicken/Donner meat

rice with olives mango lime peppers gochu Kang

corn
beans

refried beans

quack

Sal'sa

chips

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-Sandwich-
good bread

cabbish

lettuce

sundrided tomato
peppers

chease

meats fried chicken beaf salmaie
realish
hot sauce

mayo
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-Ricê-
rice

butter

lime
pepper

salt

pepper

meat

chease

cambage

corn
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-Pankakeas -
fudge

Carmel
Nutella

pankake mix

biscoff spread

biscof

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-daily breãd-
butter

honey
bread thicc

biscoff spread

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-creampie-
chiclet pud

slated Carmel

biscoff base

wippy cream

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Ah dude we should get the special reato from lengers

(The ah dude) I could slam 10 of them right now from Solid lengers

by -CHEEESE-KAKE- December 15, 2021

Lengerich

A small town in Germany, it's population consists of old people, turks, and 15-year-old swaggsters who hang out at night at some playground and drink/smoke they're asses off, occasionally blasting music so loud, the elderly from the rest home wake up despite their heavy sleeping pills.

There's not much to do, since most of the shops are clothes shops for children and old people, overpriced stationery stores and Döner restaurants.

Person 1: "Hey, so how do you find Lengerich?"

Person 2: "Kill. Me."

by some guy that's german June 15, 2013

Lunged

The act of smoking tobacco or drugs

Last night I lunged 3 joints and I was cooked.

by Scaramouche April 7, 2015

lenned

When one ditches one group of friends to hang out with a "cooler" group of friends.

You've been lenned

by Whitelighting July 3, 2017