Lamonteing

The act of blowing into someone's anus.

When you're getting a lap dance and proceed to blow air into the performer's butt.

Did you see the guy at the club lamonteing that stripper? Shit's gross.

by SFWESC January 28, 2014

Lamont

A bullshit "dummy" invoice given to customers to swindle money.

Derived from the 70's tv show Sanford & Son, the son, Lamont Sanford. His father would call him a dummy. "You dummy Lamont you dummy!"

Hey DK we need a Lamont, yesterday.

by Lagerhead01 October 16, 2009

lardner

An incredibly cute slightly chubby guy who is a surprisingly good kisser. Has the largest penis of any man with an iq of less than 50. Has made out with more girls when dressed up as a girl than as a guy. Can asexually reproduce into an entire family of little morons. All in all a very unique little shit. Get yours for half price now!

Oh my god. Im so high on lardners right now

by rebecca young January 23, 2015

ladonta

A new name for an identity if you need to run away. Also could be a pasta name

Dang that's ladonta

by runman96 October 9, 2016

Lamont

The smartest Nigga out there an honest and loyal and pretty

Lamont is so smarts

by Mont love November 21, 2021

Laboni

A slang term referring to a promiscuous female. Also meaning slut. A manipulative deceptive female using conning methods to achieve goals and seduce the dumb.

She acquired a husband by being a laboni

by monzur October 29, 2007

Dirty LaRonda

When a person is eating someone's booty & they have diarrhea

Man, I really enjoyed that Dirty LaRonda today. I'm still full!

by Oohgirligotchu March 31, 2020