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Kidenglish for Laptop and Blackberry....
As in... 'I want a Loptop and a Blueberry for xmas".... My 10 year old said.
loptop by Fanny Pong March 5, 2008

laptapone 

1)a high-tech computer that has the power to project sonic waves that pick up brain waves and enable you to read a person's mind and predict their thoughts.
2) a nickname for a laptop
1)It is rumored that the FBI is currently using laptapones
2)/Who's my little laptapone? You are!!
laptapone by Lilac Bee June 1, 2010

Laptopping

Sitting on a persons lap until they get uncomfortably warm.
Person A: Yep, they were laptopping alright.
Person B: I mean if it's cold that's okay.
Laptopping by Frinerd October 16, 2013

laptosaurus 

a laptop that can read floppy disks
a laptop that's too heavy to be on your lap
a laptop from the early 2000's
a powerbook or I book
a laptop running windows 98
a laptop with no Wi Fi
- laptops found at DKD
- laptops found in pawn chops
"this thing here is too old to have the right USB adapter
- oh, you got a laptosaurus"
laptosaurus by claiwette March 30, 2009
A common mis-spelling for laptop, generally made by young people.
"the young girl loves her labtop"
Labtop by djj000 May 23, 2008

Laptopless 

A concious decision to leave your laptop at home.
To free yourself from the laptop addiction.
Jules left for Cannes laptopless.
Laptopless by Rouli June 9, 2011