Laptop

A trash gaming device

Wow that must be a laptop it suck at gaming

by What thr May 5, 2020

laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public place and hesitate to remember whether you left anything embarrassing open last night.

I had to buy a second computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.

by intended pun May 31, 2018

Laptop

Slang word for a lap dance

"Yo can you give me a laptop"

"No. buy your own"

"No no no not that type of laptop"

by Dillonthesexybeast March 11, 2017

HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black

An expensive laptop

Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?

by DakshTheDucc January 19, 2024

laptop

a low level pc

pc is better than laptop

by there're August 7, 2020

laptop

a place where boomers complain about drugs and robots taking over

the fuckin laptop is about to explode!!!!

by ..whr May 1, 2024

Frosted Laptop

When I put doughnuts on my laptop its a frosted laptop mmm good.

Are those REALLY Entemanns chocolate frosted doughnuts on a laptop? What are you thinking? Is that the new Frosted Laptop?

by SurelySimple February 26, 2021