lap shots

Having a girl on your lap as you each take shots eventually turning into a straight up make out session.

Remember that girl last night? She seemed uncomfortable until we did lap shots. Things got wild.

by Justhim2 October 06, 2013

Lap dancers

Bounce on your ass all day and get paid to make a male turned on

Damn there lap dancers

by Nighthawk69 July 28, 2014

lap flap

the flaps found inside numerous magazines that fall out onto your lap usually asking you to resubscribe or to buy a certain product

person 1: *reading magazine* holly sh!t what the f*ck was that thing on my f*cking leg!!!!
person 2: dude calm down its just a lap flap....p*ssy

by my name is a secret shhhh September 02, 2010

Lapilap Lap

Lapilap Lap is a french slang word originating from the projects districts outside Paris. The term has multiple meanings depending on the situation it is used in. One of the most common uses of the term is to express that you can relate to someone in your presence. But it can also be used as a happy greeting or a mutual dislike of a topic or person.

Person 1: "I can't get this report to work, my laptop keeps freezing!"
Person 2: Lapilap Lap!"
Person 1: "Thanks for the support, *sigh* I'll go get a cup of coffee while it restarts."

by Eklundz February 12, 2021

lap tap

Any sexual position in which the man is sitting and the woman sits in his lap.

Last night, I had the best lap tap of my life!

by catkicker mcpeeee December 08, 2010

rap a lap

to spit game with a girl on yo lap

man keith rap a lap that bitch cause there was no chairs nigga!

by Toby September 23, 2004

Laps

When you laugh so hard, sometimes people say "OMG I"M PEEING." Imaginatively speaking, you pee so much that you are now swimming laps in your piss. Laps is used when something is beyond funny and u can't stop laughing. It could be a substitute for LMAO.

"That girl looks like such a whale!"
"hahahahahahahh laps!"

by fortleee February 25, 2010