Landmine

a scenario in which someone leaves their baby batter on the floor of a communal shower such as in a dorm bathroom. this is then followed by someone using said shower and stepping in it while barefoot. hence a landmine.

i heard bobby went to take a shower and stepped in a landmine. hes gonna kill whoever did it

by dboy999 August 11, 2011

Landon

Landon is a boy who loves xxxtentacion and has an obsession for soccer. He is romantic and he is so cute. Landon is a person who can relate to a lot of things and can draw really good. Landon is not like other guys with his shining smile and adorable laugh. Landon has many friends and looks out for all of them.

Landon, you are the best.
Landon is the cutest thing ever.

(Sorry if this doesn’t apply to other Landon’s, my boy friends name is Landon so I thought I would make this for him)

by YeEtuS 🤠 April 24, 2019

Landmark Education

A cult spawned from Scientology that recruits unsuspecting children and adults into brainwashing seminars designed to make them pay for more seminars and recruit more children and adults.

Landmark Education is a cult... Seriously! Google it!

by Landmarkian August 24, 2009

Lando Theorem

A mathematical equation defining the properties necessary to sell out your friends, whilst looking devstatingly handsome throughout.

C3PO: Captain Solo! Captain Solo! I strongly advise against going to Cloud City... Lando Theorem indicates a strong possibility that it is a trap

Han Solo: Shut up Goldenrod!

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009

Landon Style

The act of continuously leading on someone of who you know is interested in dating you, but you really don't like (for this definition that person will be referred to as the victim). Typically, the person practicing Landon Style, or Landoneer, will keep the victim interested by toying with their emotions and occasionally dropping a hint or making a move suggesting that they're interested in a relationship with them.

Tom has been using Landon Style on Taylor lately to get to go bowling.

by Gotcha Landon March 28, 2011

Landumb

A person (usually ginger) who believes slang words their friend tells them.

Joe: Craig, you're such a landumb!
Craig: What's that mean?
Joe: You believed Landon was a real word!
Craig: Agh god guys, I'm such a landumb!
Joe: It's all right. See you soon, Craig!
Craig: Landon man x

by It'sreallyme,joe. October 21, 2011

Landon Flatley

A person who doesn't have any friends, is the spawn of Satan, and has AIDS. Also tries to follow in his father's, Hitler's, footsteps by killing millions of Jews.

Look at that Landon Flatley.

by Philopean RedRocket October 23, 2018