labor ho

to not have a girlfriend but still have sex by running game on single girls or sometimes girls who are going out.

dude1: you aint got a girl?
dude2: nope
dude1: sohow do u keep ur flow?
dude2: I'm a labor ho bitch!

by jazzyy October 5, 2006

Layora

Consisting of many layers, as in a plethora of layers.

Since johnny was very hungry he made a sandwich consisting of a layora of meats and cheeses.

by Lortany January 8, 2009

Dwarf Labor

Kidnapping midgets and forcing them to remove your dingleberrys daily, and making them throw water baloons filled with poop at old people in a retirement home

midget: i hate dwarf labor

Dave: shut up chuck and remove these dingleberrys from my ass!

by autistic golf ball December 17, 2010

Bureau of Labor Statistics

(US GOVERNMENT) bureau within the federal government of the United States; part of the Department of Labor. Measures unemployment, hours worked, hourly wages, inflation, productivity, and so on.

The Department of Labor was created as a result of the NLRA (1935), which gave workers the right to organize.

Yesterday the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) published its monthly report of hours worked. This revealed that, while employees are working more hours, unemployment has not declined and wages continue to decline.

by Abu Yahya July 15, 2010

Labrawolf

Stephine Myers version of the werewolf. Instead of killing everything in sight, they are just like a pet. They can choose when then mutilate(when they get angry). They disgrace the werewolfs, at least the true ones. They enjoy taking off their shirts also.

Girl1: "OMG I would love to have a labrawolf as a boyfriend! I mean you could like, pet him!"
Girl 2:" I want a sparklepire as a boyfriend! The way they sparkle memarises me"*

*Please note the sarcasm

by Half Done Acres December 17, 2010

labralingus

The act of having a labrador lick the girlie bits, kind of like cunnilingus, but not.

I came home to find my wife in bed with the dog and a jar of peanut butter, and they were both enjoying labralingus!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016

labratorgy

The origin of the word laboratory: Once it was just called a lab. And so, a fucked up scientist decided to organize an orgy between his lab rats, a lab rat orgy. Everything was ready and one of his coworkers overhead the idea. He was a little deaf and thought he heard the word laboratory, this word was born of a simple misunderstanding of a fucked up orgy.

-hey wanna join my lab rat orgy?
-what the fuck is a laboratory
- I meant a labratorgy you idiot

by Jhon Salchichon July 25, 2017