Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.

Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.

by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011

Laid me some pipe

Intercourse

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid me some pipe.

by setbridge November 12, 2012

Laid pipe

A country term for sex.
Laid pipe = put your penis inside a females vagina

"Did you hear about Jason?"
"Yeah! He totally laid pipe! Unlike you."
"Why do you always go there Greg.."

by Lyss365001 November 28, 2016

Labia Breakfast

When a female wakes her partner by silently lowering her privates down onto the sleeping persons face. They awaken to a face full of lady parts for a pleasant surprise.

Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.

by nico-p March 9, 2018

labiality

When one's labia, both minora and majora, are so grossly oversized it makes intercourse difficult.

"Wow, I don't think I've had my hymen split, it must be due to my labiality"

by zeezer43 July 9, 2021

labiqa

defined as literally perfect . used to define something that is really gorgeously or pretty .

person 1 : LOOK AT THE VIEW !
person 2 : DAMN THAT VIEW IS TOTALLY A LABIQA .

by pseudomhmm November 26, 2021

Laida

Laida is the most amazing girl you can meet she is the sweetest,cutest person that exists if you get to meet laida you're the luckiest person in life. She is quite at first but will make a life-long bestie when you get to know her.

I love laida

by Alex shilin July 26, 2022