lurpercy

A mental disease caused by methamphetamine use which makes a person steal small items from another person.

Don't let Tyler come over to your house because he has lurpercy. Yesterday I found my pocket knife and fingernail clippers in his jacket pocket.

by JoeyBomm August 15, 2021

sick lucker

An individual possessing sick luck.

He caught his straight on the river? That sick lucker!

He made a blindfolded half court shot? What a sick lucker!

They won with a field goal at the last second of the game? THOSE SICK LUCKERS!

That sick lucker won the lottery.

I got killed by a random noob tube from across the map! Damn sick lucker!

by Oliver114 February 3, 2010

Fucked lucker

A fucker with poor luck; used to name call

"Ha! Eat my shorts, fucked lucker"

by Skeletonmask November 1, 2023

lunker

A turd left in bed by a non-resident after a one night stand.

She woke up and found a lunker where that drunk guy was just hours previous.

by Rycona January 26, 2009

Lurkers

For online slang, it means "SHIT! My Goddamn parents are behind me! SHIT... DON'T CURSE GODDAMNIT!"

AIM (AOL Instant Messenger)
WarDevil3333 : Crap, lurkers are here.
GregVa89 : Oh, ok. Hello Mr. and Mrs. Devil, I love your son. he is so handsome.

by Alex and Greg April 5, 2003

du lukker bare bøtten mand

Means "you're beautiful" in danish

Danish man: Du lukker bare bøtten mand!

Non-danish woman: what does that mean?

Danish man: it means you're beautiful

Non-danish woman: oh well thank you<3

by NickGryphen2003 August 7, 2022

Du lukker bare bøtten mand

A danish saying commonly used to tell girls they are beautiful

“Hey I have to tell you something…” *gets close to ear* “Du lukker bare bøtten mand”

by Somegirlusingurbandictionary August 12, 2022