Lumber Pipe

When you are laying pipe so good that it makes her want to yell “TIMBER!”

I’m going to clear her forest with the lumber pipe!

by TheSlanginWayneGang June 28, 2019

lumberton middle school

Lumberton middle school is full with

1. Fake crackhead
2. People who vape or juul
3. Fake people
4. Drama

5. Annoying ass teacher's

6. Nasty ass lunch
7. Bitches who think they have ass
And
8. Hoes

As you can see this school is filled with alot of bullshit, just like the town.

"So how's lumberton?"

"Its okay, theres a bunch of hoes, people who juul or vape and bitches who think they have ass"

"Oh, so lumberton middle school is a shitty place?"

"Yeah pretty much"

by Just Saying Facts Nigga November 19, 2019

lumber liquidator

noun • a manner of reference to a characteristically vitriolic bitch who is either possessive of the predisposition to, or who has previously undertaken the action of removing the male phallic organ, usually subsequent to becoming enraged and overcome by her own flippant and ungainly emotions, to the point of performing such a heinous and vengeful act. Furthermore, such dismemberment is usually accomplished via the utilization of a sharp object, or potentially one that is comparatively duller if the perpetrator desires for a more lengthy and torturous removal and later thrown into adjacent vegetation and/or woods in order to secure difficulty in locating the separated life-giving essence of the human race.

Also see peter eskeeter

Anthony: Awww shucks, that lumber liquidator Maggie done got me, looks like imma be stuck without my ween. Guess I’ll get back to sitting on my ass. Ueh ueh ueh

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 January 11, 2020

Lumberjack Piss

A urination of significant length, volume and satisfaction that could be compared to the satisfying deep forest pissing of a largely boned and built lumberjack in an aromatic lushly foliated evergreen forest.

I waited all night to piss but when I finally did it was a huge Lumberjack Piss.

by Dick Grande July 3, 2022

Canadian Lumber Waffle

An term used to insult and confuse, all at the same time.

HEY, FRICK OFF YOU CANADIAN LUMBER WAFFLE!!

by Kristorz! December 15, 2010

Mer-Lumber Jack

A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni

Dana is the most bad ass mer-lumber jack in the world.

by concieted piñata April 17, 2011

California Lumberjack

synonym for 'hipster'

"Gobun wears flannel and listens to death grips. He's a california lumberjack"

by MrGobun January 6, 2015