The craziest and amazing stories your dad tells you about his life before he married your mother. They'll have you in awe, crying on the floor laughing, and jealous that your stories are lame in comparison.
Dad"Did I tell you the time I went backpacking through Europe"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"
Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."
Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"
me" you got the best dad lore"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"
Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."
Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"
me" you got the best dad lore"
by dr.marly December 10, 2023
Bro I lore gorged 7 Harry Potter movies at 2x before Hogwarts Legacy released.
I can't I was lore gorging until 4am.
I can't I was lore gorging until 4am.
by MarioKartDMV February 09, 2023
"We are lore gods"
"all holy lore god"
"dick dog is a bitch"
"lore gods all love lore cat"
"lore gods are gay"
"im a lore god"
"all holy lore god"
"dick dog is a bitch"
"lore gods all love lore cat"
"lore gods are gay"
"im a lore god"
by Cabbage rat July 20, 2022
UAUG lore (or Ultimate AU Gateway lore) is a phrase often used by Weston mostly on the discord server to describe an indie projects story that's so complex that it makes no sense. mostly as humor of course.
this phrase is similar to the phrase "fnaf lore" but the only difference is that uaug has nothing to do with fnaf.
this phrase is similar to the phrase "fnaf lore" but the only difference is that uaug has nothing to do with fnaf.
by WWW.COMPASS May 29, 2025
A human who posseses a vast intelligence about history, details, and lore of video games in general.
If League of Legends would be given as an example, "Necrit95" would be the best person to describe as.
If League of Legends would be given as an example, "Necrit95" would be the best person to describe as.
by Harryzmatyczny December 11, 2017
Grandpa lore is basically like dad lore. Its when they tell you the stuff they did and what they've experienced in their teens/early adult life. Probably before meeting the mother/father of your parent. Cool shit
Heika: I had a dream last night that I was caught by the cops with my friends on the river in the middle of the night in the 70s
Mal: Man that's Grandpa lore
Mal: Man that's Grandpa lore
by Peanutznbeans July 11, 2024
Grandpa Lore: Another step above Dad lore. Stories that are told to grandkids but not your children. Stories that are unhinged about your life before or after your kids are born.
One day at the lake with the family
Grandson: Pop Pop can you tell me a story
Pop Pop: Well kiddo this one time I smoked a joint before your dad came home from school and I was so high that I left him outside to play with the other kids while I ate all of his fruit snacks and watched Spongebob. and that's why kiddo, drugs are bad.
Dad: *internal thoughts* "That asshole did eat my goddamn fruit snacks."
Grandson: wow that's some grandpa lore.
Grandson: Pop Pop can you tell me a story
Pop Pop: Well kiddo this one time I smoked a joint before your dad came home from school and I was so high that I left him outside to play with the other kids while I ate all of his fruit snacks and watched Spongebob. and that's why kiddo, drugs are bad.
Dad: *internal thoughts* "That asshole did eat my goddamn fruit snacks."
Grandson: wow that's some grandpa lore.
by IllUwUllI December 28, 2023