London Blitz

Also known as the London Shitz.
When one takes a laxative before receiving a rim job and proceeds to excrete uncontrollable diaroea in the partners mouth.

I decided to give Stacey a London Blitz last night while she was rimming me.
I've never seen her move so fast.

by Stæcei April 23, 2015

SiL- Sylhet in London

Refering to the grouping of people in a home away from home, i.e from/parents from Sylhet- now in London. A collective of like minded Sylhetis for the purpose of learning about our culture, sharing experiences and for charitable causes. Denotes specifically to the most functional and active Sylheti Facebook group.

Together we proceed for the betterment of one and all.

"SiL- Sylhet in London Charity Lunch in aid of Mahmuda Afruz Orphanage 2007"

"SiL- Sylhet in London/ LSE Charity Nasheeds Concert for the victims of Cyclone Sidr"

"SiL- Sylhet in London is an official supporter of the Brick Lane Circle"

by A.K.Zaman June 17, 2008

Londoner

a person who will happily pay the best part of a million pounds for a small terraced house in an 'up-and-coming' area and think that they got a good deal

'Joan and Bob have just bought a 3 bed house in Stoke Newington you know - it was only £600,000 and an excellent investment.'

by peter September 25, 2003

London Underground

An underground, subsurface and overground series of railway lines which have been in existence since the 19th century. Its a common myth that the London Underground's purpose is to link different areas of London together. It's true purpose is to form a massive competition area for the contest 'Worlds most rudest person, EVER'. The competition, first devised by Victorian engineers to seek new highs in global twatbaggery, also seeks to answer the age old question - how many tired people can you fit in a small space at 7am in the morning before the onset of mental breakdown resulting in mass murder. The engineers including Isambard Kingdom Brunel theorised that one day the population of the earth would exceed the amount of available landmass, and therefore a plan of effective space travel would be needed to begin a new colonisation on a distant planet, such as Slough, Reading or Basingstoke and how many buses or train carriages the mass exodus would require so a horrendously overpriced and ridiculously complex ticketing system could be devised.

I love getting on the London Underground, further generations will thank me for being driven closer to poverty by a smelly run down railway network lacking investment.

by Daniel.Crag October 23, 2012

London

Home of gangs, knife crime, drugs, poverty
See a gang of youths in hoodies walk fast to the corner then run. If you wanna see the slums of london go to Harlesden, Brixton, Peckham, Stonebridge, Some parts of Hackney, Plastow, Catford, Lewisham, Tottenham.

Innocent mother: Tony Blair my sons just been shot
Tony Blair: Quickly remove his body before people see
Innocent mother: Why is this london so messed up

by showa man October 25, 2006

london bridge

A meaningless, vaguely sexual term used by Fergie in her single of the same name, invented simply to stir up discussion about an otherwise forgettable and derivative song.

How come every time you come around my London London Bridge want to go down?

by Kevin Salinas July 27, 2006

London Bridge

A foursome involving 2 girls and 2 guys. The 2 girls are on all fours facing each other and making out. Meanwhile each guy is behind one of the girls doing her from behind.

While visiting London Bob and John saw the London bridge where they met 2 girls who showed them the REAL London Bridge.. behind closed Doors

by Cooter King November 1, 2006