alma llama

Short person that loves STUDMUFFINS, Likes to have fun at New Years parties, likes to chill, and smoke like a mexican.

that girl is such an alma llama, dang baby!

by bloodyrawr August 19, 2009

llama song

Also known as the "llama llama duck" song. Very weird, but somehow hilarious and really memorable. Just one of those random little songs you HAVE to hear.

Me: Look! The llama song!
Annoying kid: Uh that's like so sad...(five minutes later) Here's a llama, there's a llama... la la la (skips happily away)
Kid with braces: TEH LLAMAS ARE COMING!!!! (this happens if you listen to it too much)

by blue_sadie December 11, 2006

sexual llama

a saying for "good" or "very good"

yum i love pine nuts, they are my sexual llama

by Richard Gilland July 14, 2006

Llama Dominatrix

Someone who derives pleasure from dominating a Llama (see ocotpod's definition)

See also Apologenetic

Sara is a Llama Dominatrix. She controls llamas for whatever means she sees fit.

by Jeff March 19, 2004

Llama Dong

An abusive phrase used to offend others.

"You're a llama dong!"

by Carnage44 April 22, 2008

llamaphant

A animal, crossed between an elephant, and a llama. They come from a totally other planet. They only want total power. The elephants, they'll come with the nukes and other deadly weapons and keep us under control. The llamas, will dictate us with their mind controlling words. Oh, and the llamaphants will spit in your eyes, so, cover them. The elephants and llamas will die off, and leave the llamaphants in control while we all slowly die.

So, where was Jon last night? "He's in the hospital." OMG, What happened to him? "A llamaphant spit in his eyes." Yea, it's not long until we're all dead anyways.

by Charlene, P. ((yoohr worst niitemare!!!)) December 3, 2006

Llama-Bear

A petname used to annoy, humiliate and terrify your most loved mexican boys. It is could also be Llama-Llama-Bear, Lovely-Llama-Bear, or just ALlama-Bear. It is more effective if you say it in your flirtiest high pitched voice possible.

Callie: I love you my Llama-Bear!
Alam: I'm not your Llama-Bear you stupid pinche gringa!
Callie: See I told you, you love me!
Alam: Beesh! Ugh. I'm not even going to try.

by CAlilily July 2, 2007