cows lick

a point in someones hair, usually on the fringe which is permently up. It is impossible to put down even with gel.

eric: man your hair is a state
ian: its not my fault i was born with this cows lick

by D G FELLA January 09, 2009

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lick boots

Sucking up to people for a goal. Similar to brown nosing.

"I'm not trying to lick boots here professor, but your class is awesome"

by QNPEACE February 25, 2014

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lick and leave

When you want to cum but you just can’t be bothered to make an effort. The guy wants to see you so badly and he insists it just for your pleasure. Likely story. So you tell him he can have a lick and leave. So the rules are they arrive. They lick. They leave. No chat. Blindfold optional.

Guy:you taste so amazing. It’s increcible to hear you cum. Can we fuck?
Girl:I was perfectly clear. This is a lick and leave. Your work here is done. Shut the door on your way out
Guy: ok. Thank you for letting me pleasure you. It was amazing

by Witwhoo February 18, 2018

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cookie licking

The act of calling "dibs" on something long before you actually intend to do it. For example, announcing that your team will handle project X when in fact you won't even start until sometime next year.

"I just got that email saying you were going to write the backend for the TacoTruck web app? Is that true?"
"Naw, I was just cookie licking, man."

by Fake Steve Yegge August 30, 2013

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muffin lick

to kiss or lick the flab of flesh that overhangs a women's waist band or tube top( there muffin top)

when you lick someones muffin so that they don't want to eat it any more

I want to muffin lick that muffin top

by Dr TNT July 17, 2010

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