landenburger

a cave dwelling tribe from canada. they have many chapters all over the world. every landenburger has a barcode and number tattoo under the hair above the spine. this is for identification at clan meetings. their goal is to steal ketchup from fast food resteraunts to eat such as mcdonalds, burger king, wendys, ect. Their other main foos source is bread and when it is put together with ketchup, can feed a colony for hundreds of years. if you see a deformed man stealing ketchup from a fast food resteraunt call 1800-LANDENBURGER

landenburgers are the hills have eyes but in canada

by optimus dick August 25, 2009

Lanced

To be caught doing something wrong and disgraced in front of a large group of people (as happened to Lance Armstrong which is obviously where the word comes from).

served owned caught found found out hated

They finally figured out that secretary has been stealing the petty cash & blaming everyone else - they pulled stolen money out of her desk in front of everyone!

Oh man she totally got lanced!!!

served owned caught found found out hated

by Smashers242 January 16, 2013

Lander

Someone that is created in drawings and isn't real and is made by the person who wrote this. Lander is a mischievous man, often partaking in a small amount of trolling and maybe getting into intense fights. He wears a mask to hide some scars, and the mask makes him look angry all the time. He is also a speed runner and loves horror games.

Person: "so, who is he and what does he like to do??"
Me: "it's lander and he is very mischievous and loves games"
Person: "wish I knew someone like that"

by Lander,themultipersonalityman February 18, 2022

ass lander

Ass Lander is someone who always lands on their ass when they fall down.

Kim tripped and fell but did not get hurt because she is an ass lander.

by Whosit606 September 1, 2019

ash landers

A character from black butler who calls everyone unclean, unpure, unnecessary

'you are unclean, umpire, unnecessary, you shall be cleansed by the flames of God!' -ash landers

by Eijiro05 January 23, 2020

just like landers

To be a complete and total idiot. Very annoying person who thinks people look up to him. Says everything with an annoying hic accent.

Professor: Well I thouwt it would be nice for the class to study this in a group type setting. So lets get this hw in to me in 4 weeks. I like to eat dicks.
Student: Aww man, this is just like landers

by trrocks03 October 31, 2007

Jonas From Lander Lube

To Exchange Sexual Incounters for New Rims and Tires.

Your tires are looking bare , You better call up Jonas from Lander Lube.

by The Cadd-ie Girl April 29, 2009