Knuckle One

To masturbate. Jack off. Rub one out.

Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.

I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017

cum knuckles

when you beat your cock so fucking hard your knuckles are slathered in cum

OMG I had the biggest case of cum knuckles when looking at a picture of ur mom.

by ryangb871 January 20, 2022

Burnt Knuckle

An extremely sore clitoris. Usually from too much bean flicking, relentless railing or aggressive oral.

Well with all the lockdowns I’ll be alone over thanksgiving watching porn and flicking the bean. I’m sure come Sunday I’ll have one burnt Knuckle.

That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.

My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.

by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020

knuckle gravy

when one reaches a climax by masturbation with ones hand

i'm gonna bust off a load of knuckle gravy

by hairy knuckles June 11, 2006

knuckles deep

A form of measurement used to determine the size or width of a vagina or anus, or the act of inserting fingers into said orifices. Preceded by a number which indicates how many knuckles.

---It still has not been determined if fisting someone is considered 4 or 5 knuckles deep, as the debate contiunes if the thumb counts as a knuckle

"So last night I was two knuckles deep in this chick's ass..."

"Her pussy was three knuckles deep--pretty impressive."

by Kevin Kugler March 11, 2006

bush knuckle

An individual with an unusual amount of hair growing on the tops of the hands and between the knuckles of the fingers.

This phrase is used almost exlusively by nobody anywhere.

1. For Christ's sake mike, put your hands in your pockets. Nobody wants to see your bush knuckles.

by circus vargas December 1, 2004

Trucker's Knuckles

Trucker's Knuckles refers to a severe case of multiple, external anal hemorrhoids that are raging and irritated and have a thrombosed clot under the skin causing a hard, painful lump appearing like the knuckles on a hand. Trucker's Knuckles often occur regularly to those individuals employed in long haul, over the road, driving professions.

Stan: Hey Frank. Are you heading on that haul from Chicago to L.A?
Frank: Yea and not looking forward to it.

Stan: Why?

Frank: I got the worst case of Trucker's Knuckles. Take a look. (Drops pants).
Stan: Holy Shit. Looks like a tiny fist down there. Better get some salve before you hit the road.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014