kelsey sue

a fat hoe who steals boyfriends and is an exact replica of URSULA from the little mermaid.

"Hey baby lets have sex"

"Okay baby put it in!"

" Um kelsey sue... i can't find yo pussy. you have more rolls than the pillsberry dough boy."

by jgskjg October 18, 2008

Kelsey and Kyle

Kelsey and Kyle are names given to a girl and a boy. Kyle is the boy name and Kelsey is the girl name. Kelsey is the female version of the name Kyle. Kelsey and Kyle are meant to represent the perfect couple.

Those two are so cute. Such a Kelsey and Kyle

Kyle has a twin sister named Kelsey.

by joker51478 September 17, 2012

Kelsey Long

The world's most beautiful woman. She hates when people call her beautiful, even though she truly is. She is the reason some people wake up in the morning. She completes some people's lives. She is also a hipster in training (she will rule the hipster world one day.) An all around great person!

"I saw Kelsey Long today."
"Damn, I wish I could see her everyday!"

by HoneyBadgerDGF May 6, 2015

Kelsey Duncan

The most ugly person on the planet. she interrupts everybody when they are speaking. she is selfish and only likes herself did i mention she is ugly? uwu btw kelsey if you are reading this im sorry love you jk-your favorite sister everkendell

Kelsey Duncan likes to fart because she likes to smell it, and it stinks like fish.

by iambetterthanyoueverwillbe September 25, 2019

Kelsey Ellison

A cool YouTuber and professional dancer from Barnsley. Known for her cool accent and her line, "Hello you! I hope you're good!" Perhaps best known for the videos of her as Dancing Hermione.

Kelsey Ellison: Hello you! I hope you're good!

by D12434132 March 4, 2019

Kelsey Dewees

The absolute most OUTRAGEOUSLY beautiful girl. Also the LOML!! She can hang in any situation, she smokes, she drinks, she f*cks hard and she loves even harder. If you find this girl, i was gonna say don’t let her go, but i already got that on lock so y’all don’t have a chance anyway.

Oh my god! Is that Kelsey Dewees!!!?? She’s the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen!! My eyes are not worthy!!

by sdtubbbinnggg October 1, 2018

A Kelsey Johnson

Term to describe your friend's girlfriend's slutty lazy eyes female roommate that is known to hop on other fellas' "Johnson".

Damn bro, your girl's roomie is acting like A Kelsey Johnson again.

by Annon2019 March 25, 2019