Kirk Weiler 

He's an absolute legend and can not be outdone. He teaches math at an extreme level. He can and will end your math career.

Bro have you seen Kirk Weiler's newest video?
Yeah bro he's such a chad

Kirk Weiler by Slingshothappy September 10, 2020

Kirk Middle School 

A 1- star school because kids are too ghetto and too busy smoking crack to learn anything. Not only is the school horrribly dirty, they have a fine collection of cockroaches. Most of them don't have any heads. Has a record for having blood in the meat of their school lunches, but sour milk to top it off. Remember to wipe your shoes after leaving; you'll find a fine collection of dust and dirt on all of your belongings. The teachers don't give a fine hoot about your learning, and will constantly hand out worksheets to be completed by the bell. Oh, and the teachers fart on you. They also make promises that never come true, and the main sport is basketball. Beware of fat hogs trying to steal your lunch, my personal experiance. Kirk's a jerk!

Girl: Ew! You're room's a mess!
Girl 2: It's a total Kirk Middle School!

Kirk Middle School by Deep Fryer January 19, 2011

Kirk Hammet 

Kirk Hammet is the guitarist for metallica, but the act of pulling a Kirk Hammet refers to playing very fast pentatonic scales with a wah wah pedal over and over again instead of using your talent to actually play.

Guy 1 "Bro what are you doing man? that guitar solo sounded like shit"

Guy 2 "Brah what are you talking about, I couldn't come up with anything so I just Kirk Hammeted."

Kirk Hammet by Katzmanbaby April 21, 2010

kirk out

To be so extremely pissed off at a situation or person that you can only talk in short chopped sentences like Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

Man, I am having such a bad day, I am going to Kirk Out and stab someone!

kirk out by Tommy Conant May 2, 2006

Kirk Hammett 

what words are there to not describe kirk as one of the greatest guitarist of all time? Kirk has lightining fast fingers, and the solos he does astounds everyone (guitarists and non-guitarists alike). Starting at 15, he had a fender in '78, then wanting to get a Gibson Flying V ('84). He wanted that Gibson so bad he took shifts at Burger King to pay for it.
Then in April of 1983, Kirk received a call from Metallica because they were firing Dave Mustaine. So Kirk got his money and left California for the first time to arrive at New York. He auditioned and thus began Kirk's career as lead guitar in Metallica.

Kirk Hammett's solos will blow your fucking head due to sheer amazment.

Kirk Hammett by Hammett-Rules July 23, 2006

kirk cameron 

That idiot who was on Growing Pains...he has curly hair, and his sister played DJ on Full House.

I wouldn't fuck Kirk Cameron, but I'd probably do his sister. Probably.

kirk cameron by foy_45 March 28, 2004

kirk bender 

That quiet person who suddenly lashes out in a crazy rage which was completely unexpected

Someone called him a fag and he turned into a total Kirk Bender

kirk bender by 2funny4you May 25, 2014