To violently strike a male in his genitalia while simultaneously striking yourself in the genitalia and loudly yelling " Kamikaze Cock Punch!"
Friend 1: "Hey dude, what happened? Did you get hit in the dick?"
Friend 2: "Ha ha! I Kamikaze Cock Punched Ryan. You should have seen it. It was hilarious"
Friend 2: "Ha ha! I Kamikaze Cock Punched Ryan. You should have seen it. It was hilarious"
by IM THAT 1 DUDE November 2, 2013
Get the kamikaze cock punchmug. a sex act where your lover creates the same scenario with himself while you (the other partner) is subjecting to the “date”. when you proceed to have sex , it’s like you switch rooms or bodies with your lover. remind: this works with 4 people. you, your partner, his date and your date.
“parallel universe”
“parallel universe”
by strawberryyeongi November 7, 2022
Get the kamikazemug. A game truckers enjoy involving two players with 18-Wheelers working in tandem. The object of the game is to revenge on smaller vehicles by instilling first Total Fear, then Maximum Rage on Interstate drivers.
Briefly, play begins with drivers in line in the slow lane. Then, the rear driver waits for a long line of closely spaced cars start pass, whereupon he waits until the lead car is spaced 1-2 feet behind his bumper and LASHES his rig into the other lane with NO Signal AT ALL… causing as many of the drivers as possible to foul their pants in TOTAL FEAR as they all lock up their bakes at 80 mph and attempt not to ram the car in front.
Second half of play involves that same driver attempting to instill MAXIMUM RAGE by pretending to pass the truck, only to draw even and let off the gas over and over, creating a rolling roadblock that stacks up as many drivers behind them as possible . Driver ends the game with trucks driving in line in the slow lane again in reversed position. As soon as points are tallied and traffic flow has unsnarled, Player 2 does the same process to try to beat his partner’s high score.
TOTAL FEAR Stage awards 1 point for each car that smacks into another car.
MAXIMUM RAGE stage awards 1 point for each Aggravated Battery or Assault attempt on responsible driver at next Truck Stop.
Briefly, play begins with drivers in line in the slow lane. Then, the rear driver waits for a long line of closely spaced cars start pass, whereupon he waits until the lead car is spaced 1-2 feet behind his bumper and LASHES his rig into the other lane with NO Signal AT ALL… causing as many of the drivers as possible to foul their pants in TOTAL FEAR as they all lock up their bakes at 80 mph and attempt not to ram the car in front.
Second half of play involves that same driver attempting to instill MAXIMUM RAGE by pretending to pass the truck, only to draw even and let off the gas over and over, creating a rolling roadblock that stacks up as many drivers behind them as possible . Driver ends the game with trucks driving in line in the slow lane again in reversed position. As soon as points are tallied and traffic flow has unsnarled, Player 2 does the same process to try to beat his partner’s high score.
TOTAL FEAR Stage awards 1 point for each car that smacks into another car.
MAXIMUM RAGE stage awards 1 point for each Aggravated Battery or Assault attempt on responsible driver at next Truck Stop.
“I swear, I saw 4 different games of Kamikaze Kowboy in just 3 states, today. That game is growing bigger and faster in the trucker community than the Macarena did years ago with normal people!! I’m getting better, too. I only had 2 trouser changes in those 4 jousts”.
by JackoHobo July 15, 2023
Get the Kamikaze Kowboymug. When you're about to sit on the toilet and you fart right before sitting down so that the fart cloud is at nose level, effectively giving yourself a cropdust.
I just went to take a massive dump and accidentally gave myself a Cropdust Kamikaze. It was like sitting in a poisonous cloud.
by TukTukPirate July 3, 2022
Get the Cropdust Kamikazemug. To create a group situation such as a group chat including your friend and every previous lover of theirs and then leave the group chat so they can fend for themselves.
Worst Case Scenario: Death to a Loved one
Best Case Scenario: Orgy
Worst Case Scenario: Death to a Loved one
Best Case Scenario: Orgy
by apollo5 August 4, 2020
Get the Kamikaze Ejectmug. A game truckers enjoy involving two players with 18-Wheelers working in tandem. The object of the game is to revenge on smaller vehicles by instilling first Total Fear, then Maximum Rage on Interstate drivers.
Briefly, play begins with drivers in line in the slow lane. Then, the rear driver waits for a long line of closely spaced cars start pass, whereupon he waits until the lead car is spaced 1-2 feet behind his bumper and LASHES his rig into the other lane with NO Signal AT ALL… causing as many of the drivers as possible to foul their pants in TOTAL FEAR as they all lock up their bakes at 80 mph and attempt not to ram the car in front.
Second half of play involves that same driver attempting to instill MAXIMUM RAGE by pretending to pass the truck, only to draw even and let off the gas over and over, creating a rolling roadblock that stacks up as many drivers behind them as possible . Driver ends the game with trucks driving in line in the slow lane again in reversed position. As soon as points are tallied and traffic flow has unsnarled, Player 2 does the same process to try to beat his partner’s high score.
TOTAL FEAR Stage awards 1 point for each car that smacks into another car.
MAXIMUM RAGE stage awards 1 point for each Aggravated Battery or Assault attempt on responsible driver at next Truck Stop.
Briefly, play begins with drivers in line in the slow lane. Then, the rear driver waits for a long line of closely spaced cars start pass, whereupon he waits until the lead car is spaced 1-2 feet behind his bumper and LASHES his rig into the other lane with NO Signal AT ALL… causing as many of the drivers as possible to foul their pants in TOTAL FEAR as they all lock up their bakes at 80 mph and attempt not to ram the car in front.
Second half of play involves that same driver attempting to instill MAXIMUM RAGE by pretending to pass the truck, only to draw even and let off the gas over and over, creating a rolling roadblock that stacks up as many drivers behind them as possible . Driver ends the game with trucks driving in line in the slow lane again in reversed position. As soon as points are tallied and traffic flow has unsnarled, Player 2 does the same process to try to beat his partner’s high score.
TOTAL FEAR Stage awards 1 point for each car that smacks into another car.
MAXIMUM RAGE stage awards 1 point for each Aggravated Battery or Assault attempt on responsible driver at next Truck Stop.
“I swear, I saw 4 different games of Kamikaze Kowboy in just 3 states, today. That game is growing bigger and faster in the trucker community than the Macarena did years ago with normal people!! I’m getting better, too. I only had 2 trouser changes in those 4 jousts”.
by JackoHobo July 15, 2023
Get the Kamikaze Kowboymug.