Actually it is a real religion. Due to the fact that Juggalos come from all faith backgrounds, it would be difficult to describe the higher power, or God, in a way that would be understood by everyone if we didn't call it the Dark Carnival. The place of happiness and peace in the afterlife is called Shangri-la, the place of punishment and regret is called Hell's Pit.
As with any other religion, Juggaloism sets out guidelines for behavior, such as don't hate on other Juggalos, no domestic violence, racism, things like that. We have our own clergy, religious meetings, and are recognized by the government as a religion. The hatchetman is a valid religious symbol to those who believe in Juggaloism and is therefore protected by religious freedom. We are in no way a cult, because we do not require money or blind obedience from members.
Some of the actions of the Fellowship of Juggalos (a church started for Juggalos), have been the Juggalo Suicide Prevention line, care packages for pregnant Juggalettes, and monetary assistance (out of the clergy's pockets) for members in need.
As with any other religion, Juggaloism sets out guidelines for behavior, such as don't hate on other Juggalos, no domestic violence, racism, things like that. We have our own clergy, religious meetings, and are recognized by the government as a religion. The hatchetman is a valid religious symbol to those who believe in Juggaloism and is therefore protected by religious freedom. We are in no way a cult, because we do not require money or blind obedience from members.
Some of the actions of the Fellowship of Juggalos (a church started for Juggalos), have been the Juggalo Suicide Prevention line, care packages for pregnant Juggalettes, and monetary assistance (out of the clergy's pockets) for members in need.
if a person doesn't claim a faith on their own, but they believe in the Dark Carnival, Shangri-la, and Hell's pit, that's Juggaloism.
by Deacon Select Giggles April 17, 2006
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an animal which can be found in a carnival. it is usually seen following an overweight clown. this animal survives on clown urine (faygo) and bad music (icp, kottonmouth kings, etc.) DO NOT FEED THE JUGGALO
Lulu: Hey! Wtf is that behind that ugly clown?
Hank: Ew! It's a juggalo! Quick! Don't let it smell your better taste in music.
Bubba: mah poppah hunted down sum juggalo fo' mommah and me to feast on. it tasted like garbage.
Hank: Ew! It's a juggalo! Quick! Don't let it smell your better taste in music.
Bubba: mah poppah hunted down sum juggalo fo' mommah and me to feast on. it tasted like garbage.
by omganegro June 26, 2008
Get the juggalo mug.People think that juggalettes/ ninjettes see also juggalos/ ninjas are just people posing as a nongang. well as a fellow juggalette i can tell you we arent a gang.
we dont kill people and the people that say they kill people in the name of juggalos/ lettes/ icp are obciously whacked!! i mean come on so some people have said juggalos will neva die!! and then shot someone or cut them up. But excuse em wha? have you never heard a christian say "i killed them in the name of jesus"! does that mean we should hate on churchgoers??? maybe...
but what i really want to say is that we are family we arent there to cause bullshit we arent here to fuck with peoples we are here to do what it is we want to fucking do and we actually believe it or not could give two shits about what it is that you think!
&#&**""I pledge allegiance, to the hatchet, of the Underground Juggalo Society, and to the Ninjas, for which it stands, one family, under clowns, full of freaks, with Faygo, and magic neden for all!""**&#&
we dont kill people and the people that say they kill people in the name of juggalos/ lettes/ icp are obciously whacked!! i mean come on so some people have said juggalos will neva die!! and then shot someone or cut them up. But excuse em wha? have you never heard a christian say "i killed them in the name of jesus"! does that mean we should hate on churchgoers??? maybe...
but what i really want to say is that we are family we arent there to cause bullshit we arent here to fuck with peoples we are here to do what it is we want to fucking do and we actually believe it or not could give two shits about what it is that you think!
&#&**""I pledge allegiance, to the hatchet, of the Underground Juggalo Society, and to the Ninjas, for which it stands, one family, under clowns, full of freaks, with Faygo, and magic neden for all!""**&#&
Some examples of juggalos would be Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent Jay. Twiztid. Blaze. Dark Lotus. And there are the female versions know as the Juggalette/ Ninjette. (s)
by **Star** [fellow juggalette] January 26, 2008
Get the Juggalette/ Ninjette mug.SHUT UP! First point, juggalos are fucking gimps. The correct definition is somewho who is homosexually attracted to the Insane Clown Posse. Juggalos think they're proper hard and are always on about fuckin hatchets, i'd bet none of the juggalos in the world have ever commited an act of violence. They always on about being 'down with the clown' , what the fuck are you talking about, what, you like some clowns? good one retards. Juggsalos are thick pieces of shit who wouldn't know real music if it bit them on the ass. They pretend to be gangsta but my pet cat is more gangsta than them. Plus they paint their faces which in my opinion makes them as bad as fans of slipknot if not worse. IF YOU ARE A JUGGALO YOU ARE MOST LIKELY A SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED LITTLE BOY WHOS THINKS THEY'RE A GANGSTA. FUCK OFF.
by FUCK YOU JUGGALOS February 23, 2005
Get the Juggalo/Juggalette mug.First off, I am not a juggalo (here-on reffered to as "Clown College Dropout). They are a bunch of weiners who follow two Clown College Drop outs about, believing everyword they say and everything they do is divine. They will claim ICP has deep lyrics. But let me give you an example...From the song "Swallow this nut" And I quote, "My clown paint glows in the dark dont be scared
If somthin starts ticklin your ass its my beard" Unquote. Now, tell me does this sound intelligent and deep to you? I didn't think so. Now, back to Clown College Dropouts. Typically, they can be seen at the local mall, preaching about the evils of government and mainstream society, never realizing, mainstream society is the only reason ANYTHING exists. They can usually be heard spouting off to anyone wearing a shirt that says anything other than ICP on it, but when some one steps up, they run. If you want a better definition, see bitch.
If somthin starts ticklin your ass its my beard" Unquote. Now, tell me does this sound intelligent and deep to you? I didn't think so. Now, back to Clown College Dropouts. Typically, they can be seen at the local mall, preaching about the evils of government and mainstream society, never realizing, mainstream society is the only reason ANYTHING exists. They can usually be heard spouting off to anyone wearing a shirt that says anything other than ICP on it, but when some one steps up, they run. If you want a better definition, see bitch.
Clown College Drop out : Man, have you heard that new ICP track?"
Non-retard : No man, ICP sucks.
Clown College Drop out : You just don't get it man,you ain't a juggalom your government is corrupting you, you just haven't found the dark carnival yet.
Non-retard : Whatever, suck my dick you faggot.
Non-retard : No man, ICP sucks.
Clown College Drop out : You just don't get it man,you ain't a juggalom your government is corrupting you, you just haven't found the dark carnival yet.
Non-retard : Whatever, suck my dick you faggot.
by Elduderino October 16, 2006
Get the juggalo mug.A man, usually of Mediterranean or Latin origin, who receives gifts from a woman in exchange for providing her with companionship and sex. Typically, this relationship involves a younger man and an older woman. The younger man will usually have a name like Carlo or Konstantine and he will regularly wax his scrotum and will under no circumstances ever button his shirt higher than his sternum.
by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006
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