jubin hazra

Jubin Hazra was the most dedictaed one sided lover in the history of Twitter.

Jubin>>>>>> ranjha, murza, romeo, majnu

Respect Jubin Hazra if u are a aashiq

by strange13 October 12, 2020

jUber

What your Jewish friend becomes when they pick you up — in a post 2015 model vehicle — promptly following an impromptu call or text

@7:45 Gretchen types ->Morty let's go to the dispensary! They just got a new strain called — Pandemic Guerrilla Panic — but Mary-Jany Fonda Gretchen's Honda Fit is in the shop atm so you can pick me up at my apartment, ya?

@7:48 Mordecai types ->Your trip is confirmed and your jUber driver Morty is en route to 730 Highland Avenue.

@7:53 Gretchen types -> Yay! You're a mench

@7:56 Mordecai types -> Morty will be arriving soon

@ 7:58 Mordecai types-> your jUber has arrived

by Mr. Mets April 11, 2021

Gobba Jube

New Jersey term used by down the shore kids when one identifies one that is not liked. Most commonly used for bennies (tourist from northern new jersey or new york), or guidos or guidettes.

That slut from seaside is a complete gobba jube.

by Mike Maes October 21, 2009

Juban

1) noun - A person, or group of people bearing both Cuban & Jewish descendants or background. Does not need to be direct connection. Jubans don't need to be born in Cuba to be Juban - usually just a Cuban & Jewish connection at the same time. *Not* meant to be a banning of Jews, or Jewish lifestyle.

Yo I heard Jason is a Juban. -- he's from Miami Beach. But he's Cuban? -- nah. Pero sus Abuelos son Cubanos. -- Coolismo bro. Juban the man!

by Juban817 May 16, 2016

Jube

My nickname, I also go by "Big Jube", "Juberpea" and "Ube".

Homie:"Hey,Jube let's go eat some food!"

Jube: "AIGHT!"

by Julie-Ann Briggs April 2, 2005

juban

a rare breed of people that are a cross between a Cuban and Jew

usually have long hair , interested in heavy metal, like black and have 146 girlfriends in a short period of time.

attracted by the sound of falling metal

**beware**
approach a juban with caution and never use the word "free" and "boat" in the same sentence

holy shizzz its a juban,
quick he needs a boat ahhhhh

by juban January 19, 2008

Juvenile pot pie

Every seven weeks, an adolescent child will take their dinner to their room. Shortly after arriving, they decide to masturbate into the nutritious meal, thus creating a juvenile pie. The act is only complete after baking the "pie" at 400 degrees for 15 minutes. Said "pie" is usually thrown at gay clowns after baking.

Kenny hated gay clowns so he took his favorite meal upstairs and made a Juvenile pot pie.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011