That person who never tides her own room but has issues with other peoples rooms. She needs he bestie to help her tidy her room with shortcuts
Friend: I dont want to tidy my room
Me: Neither do I
Friend: I will tidy yours for you
Me: OMG, you are such a Josie Storer
Me: Neither do I
Friend: I will tidy yours for you
Me: OMG, you are such a Josie Storer
by Jennifer Slogrove July 11, 2011
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Tells a joke a joke and eats your kid.
Tells a joke a joke and eats your kid.
by BESTDEFINITIONSOFPOEPLE November 5, 2023
Get the josie mug.A real g. A real fuck around and find out kind of girl. She bad as hell though. Real down to earth girl. Will ruin your life if you lie tho
by thatgirljos November 13, 2023
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Her skin makes you cry
She floats like a feather
She’s so fucking special
OR
She’s a creep
She’s a weirdo
What the hell is she doing here?
She doesn’t belong here
Her skin makes you cry
She floats like a feather
She’s so fucking special
OR
She’s a creep
She’s a weirdo
What the hell is she doing here?
She doesn’t belong here
by Canniballover69 December 23, 2023
Get the Josie mug.The love of my life, with pretty eyes, cute meows, and sexxyyy body. Her noises are cute and has a gorgeous and fun personality and she makes me smile even when im sad.
Full of sexy wisdom, and love her interests in insects and sneks even though im deathly terrified of them (Maybe ill warm up to them).
I want to marry this woman and have cats with her <3
Full of sexy wisdom, and love her interests in insects and sneks even though im deathly terrified of them (Maybe ill warm up to them).
I want to marry this woman and have cats with her <3
by azuramints December 24, 2023
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Person 1 : hey whos she
Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.
Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.
Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
by DIOSA NG PARANG/GOLOK January 9, 2024
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by Jacksuyer241 January 15, 2024
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