jonah calvo

if you're jonah calvo you have the big gay
You're such a jonah calvo.
by wewlad42069 September 11, 2019
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Jonah-pilled

When someone sees the current state of society and wishes that it be torn to shreds.

This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.
"Yeah, Mike hates what America has become- and understandably so. He goes as far as to say that America is worse than Berlin in the early 1930s and even ancient Sodom and Gomorrah. He often says, 'We get what we deserve!' I would be hard-pressed to find someone more 'Jonah-pilled' than he is."
by schizo.lounge August 18, 2023
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Jonah Special

Sticking your fingers in a girl's (or guys, whatever floats your boat) arse, before shoving the fingers down her throat
holy shit, i just Jonah Special ed her.
by Jonah123456 October 07, 2011
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Jonah B

Dumb and weird and likes pickelz
Jonah B is dumb
by Jonath May 09, 2022
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Jonah Kahn

Jonah Kahn is

A young boy who easily contracts STD's. He has approximately 8 STD's at the current moment.
Jonah Kahn has many STD's
by AntiFern February 07, 2018
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Jonah's dick

A Jonah's Dick is almost a medium size, but looks like they use pills to enhance it's width.
Me: Ryan's dick pick was leaked to the football team.
Friend: Probably a Jonah's dick right?
Me: Yea, pretty much.
by Incognito Tab November 01, 2019
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Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais is part of the best man band named WHY DON’T WE. He is so hot but if u see him you better hide your tables because he would brake them for sure.
Me at Mc Donald : HIDE YOUR TABLES JONAH MARAIS IS COMING.
by Living_for_kay_cook November 09, 2019
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