if you're jonah calvo you have the big gay
You're such a jonah calvo.
by wewlad42069 September 11, 2019
When someone sees the current state of society and wishes that it be torn to shreds.
This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.
This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.
"Yeah, Mike hates what America has become- and understandably so. He goes as far as to say that America is worse than Berlin in the early 1930s and even ancient Sodom and Gomorrah. He often says, 'We get what we deserve!' I would be hard-pressed to find someone more 'Jonah-pilled' than he is."
by schizo.lounge August 18, 2023
Sticking your fingers in a girl's (or guys, whatever floats your boat) arse, before shoving the fingers down her throat
by Jonah123456 October 07, 2011
Jonah Kahn is
A young boy who easily contracts STD's. He has approximately 8 STD's at the current moment.
A young boy who easily contracts STD's. He has approximately 8 STD's at the current moment.
by AntiFern February 07, 2018
Me: Ryan's dick pick was leaked to the football team.
Friend: Probably a Jonah's dick right?
Me: Yea, pretty much.
Friend: Probably a Jonah's dick right?
Me: Yea, pretty much.
by Incognito Tab November 01, 2019
Jonah Marais is part of the best man band named WHY DON’T WE. He is so hot but if u see him you better hide your tables because he would brake them for sure.
by Living_for_kay_cook November 09, 2019