The thicc johnny

when johnny's ass explodes because owen put a fucking explosive device in it

"Did you hear that owen pulled a thicc johnny?" The Thicc Johnny

by skxeptikz January 11, 2021

Johnny-Jackmo

A person who will waste your time while you're trying to sell them something, and has no money whatsoever. First used by Terry Jones in 1992.

That mother fucker is a johnny-jackmo. He'll never buy a new car.

by XxP0wd3rxX November 4, 2011

Johnny Nastypants

Gender-specific description of a dirty person. Exemplified by those unmotivated to avoid becoming so or escaping from.

Look at that Johnny Nastypants takin' a dump in that overflowing porta potty.

by zedebsky June 15, 2004

Johnny paycheck

The last paycheck you get after you tell your boss to " Take this job and shove it "

I told my jerk of a boss to "take this job and shove it" and that he could mail me my Johnny paycheck.

by ttjasi November 9, 2013

Johnny Chai

Small Asian man who likes mobile games and Rust.

dude look its johnny chai,

Bruh hes playing clash royale

by chcickenman234 April 8, 2022

Johnny Wrenchface

An anonymous way to refer to a person you think is a tool.

Johnny Wrenchface still hasn't turned on the plumbing? Our landlord is a tool!

by -BS#4 October 15, 2008

swamp johnnying

Placing a condom on the penis and proceeding to urinate and swing back and forth until the condom bursts.

I can not believe Aaron was swamp johnnying last night! Some mug is going to have to mop that mess up!

by Barlow & Daz February 16, 2017