Joustin

Transitive and intransitive verb to offer to participate in sexual activities with somebody in return for money or juice. Done mostly in Korea with filipino girls ages 16-60.

Tim took his Skyline to the main gate to participate in some serious Joustin!

by Bravo Charlie April 29, 2009

Boner Jousting

when two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. possibly considered a gay act but would be hardcore to see either ways. the first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. a case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification

pat smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"

bennett - "sweet who won?"

pat- "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"

by hootn July 22, 2008

Jousting

The polite way of describing what happens when two gay bears (humans) meet in the locker room or at the gym. Also colloquially referred as sword fighting or cock fighting. Very common amongst male ICU/ER nurses.

Weight Lifter 1: Dude, did you see what happened when those two big dudes Lance and Chris met in the locker room after a long, hard workout? No pun intended.

Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called jousting and it happens all the time in the ER.

by Tosser of Salads June 22, 2017

Steve Jobs

Jamming An iPod Into The Anus And Masturbating While Listening To "Chocolate Rain" By Tay Zonday

Dude I Was Bored So I Went Home And Did A Steve Jobs But My Mom Walked In And Beat Me For Listening To Such A Shitty Song

by Mike Esco October 11, 2008

Granny Gum Jobs

A blowjob from an old lady who has no teeth. The lack of teeth makes the experience awesome, however the incident is too embarrassing to tell your squad.

The granny gum jobs from old lady Jenkins was probably more erotic than anything I've ever had.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

Jombus

An oversized asshole; usually aquired naturally or by having it torn open by some sort of long, cylindrical object.

An asshole of irregular proportion.

"Dude, did you see Chealsea's jombus last night? I heard it was big."

"Yeah man, it was huge! I tore that thing up."

by Longrod Von Hugenballs December 15, 2010

Jousting

As your hitting it from the back, reach around and pull back your testicles, creating a fully extended boner, and joust your way to victory.

I had to start jousting that girl last night, my regular boner wasn't doing the trick.

by RawDiggitty February 4, 2010