A phrase used by Jobcentre Plus meaning looking for work.
It is a requirement of the Jobseekers Agreement in order to get state handouts.
Most people who cant be bothered to get a job dislike this word, as if jobsearch is not performed, their benefits get stopped.
The Government assumes that every unemployed person in the country should have to work, and hence they must participate in Jobsearch whether they like it or not, or they will have to go out and steal or other illegal activities for a living.
And then the Government wonder why there is so much crime in the country. It is due to dictators at Jobcentre Plus stopping the benefits of those who dont want to have to keep doing Jobsearch.
Jobsearch is a pointless waste of time in 2009 as there are so few unskilled jobs available.
It is a requirement of the Jobseekers Agreement in order to get state handouts.
Most people who cant be bothered to get a job dislike this word, as if jobsearch is not performed, their benefits get stopped.
The Government assumes that every unemployed person in the country should have to work, and hence they must participate in Jobsearch whether they like it or not, or they will have to go out and steal or other illegal activities for a living.
And then the Government wonder why there is so much crime in the country. It is due to dictators at Jobcentre Plus stopping the benefits of those who dont want to have to keep doing Jobsearch.
Jobsearch is a pointless waste of time in 2009 as there are so few unskilled jobs available.
by unemployed person April 22, 2009
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"Tony couldn't play any actual words so he decided to use jobite."
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by Mudddd November 13, 2006
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Midwesterner1: I used to think people from Joisey all have big or slicked hair, live in an ethnic neighborhood and drive around in a Camaro. And when they weren't screaming at their girlfriend to Shut the Fuck Up they're stealin' somebodies hubcaps.
Midwesterer2: So, what changed your mind?
Midwesterner1: I went there.
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Midwesterner1: I went there.
by 07079 January 25, 2009
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Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
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Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
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Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys
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Bill Gates: What the fuck is a mouse. I'm so pampered I only know about cute animals. Fuck it, whatever sells. But I'm not giving up dos.
Steve Jobs: Why? People don't care about learning your secret language. You should give them a dashboard. Computers should be windows to the world. Fuck, I wish I could think of a less gay phrase.
Bill Gates: No no no. Gay is sweet. Hmm windows.
Bill Gates: What the fuck is a mouse. I'm so pampered I only know about cute animals. Fuck it, whatever sells. But I'm not giving up dos.
Steve Jobs: Why? People don't care about learning your secret language. You should give them a dashboard. Computers should be windows to the world. Fuck, I wish I could think of a less gay phrase.
Bill Gates: No no no. Gay is sweet. Hmm windows.
by The Bandito June 17, 2006
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The scabbing jobsworth wouldn't let us stay for the after party, we were manhandled out of the venue.
by ChiffonsandEyeliner January 24, 2006
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