Jehova Fucks,
Jehovah Fucks Are THINGS that want to shove a huge cock up your bum. They want you to swallow it, in other words, they want you to join there so called "religion".
What Are They:
They consider themselves, a religion, but they are more of a cult.
WE, normal people, see them as fuckin rats, but none the less, they are just brainwashed.
Jehovah Fucks Are THINGS that want to shove a huge cock up your bum. They want you to swallow it, in other words, they want you to join there so called "religion".
What Are They:
They consider themselves, a religion, but they are more of a cult.
WE, normal people, see them as fuckin rats, but none the less, they are just brainwashed.
by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019
Get the Jehovah Fucks mug.1. The irrational fear of the rational fear of Jehovah, or God almighty; coined in 2003 by Dave Shiflett of National Review.
1. "The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom", (Ps. 111:10), so fearing His name is fine. However, how is one to gain further wisdom when one fears fear itself more than one fears Jehovah?
2. Jehovahphobia is the primary motivation of evangelizing secularists to eliminate any reference to religion, especially Christian religion, from public life.
2. Jehovahphobia is the primary motivation of evangelizing secularists to eliminate any reference to religion, especially Christian religion, from public life.
by Downstrike December 11, 2004
Get the Jehovahphobia mug.Wicked evil people who show up on your doorstep at 3 in the morning and ask stupid questions such as (Note: the proper responses are listed below questions):
1. Have you found Jesus?
PR: Why NO. Why don't you come in and help me look for him? Sumbitch must be around here somewhere!
2. Would you like a copy of Watchtower?
PR: Thank you sir/madam. I needed some more kindling. (take publication, walk over to fireplace, and throw it in).
3. Would you like to donate to our ministry here in (insert town here)?
PR: I would but I am opposed to A. Panhandling B. Government Controlled Religious freaks.
1. Have you found Jesus?
PR: Why NO. Why don't you come in and help me look for him? Sumbitch must be around here somewhere!
2. Would you like a copy of Watchtower?
PR: Thank you sir/madam. I needed some more kindling. (take publication, walk over to fireplace, and throw it in).
3. Would you like to donate to our ministry here in (insert town here)?
PR: I would but I am opposed to A. Panhandling B. Government Controlled Religious freaks.
Man them damned Jehovah's Witnesses came knockin again this morning.
What'd you do bro?
Answered the door naked.
What'd you do bro?
Answered the door naked.
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Lou: "In terms of price: normally, boxes will retail for $3.95 each + delivery (each box has 10 x 10gm cookies). HOWEVER, on the day of the contest, as well as having some samples for you guys to try, I will be doing a special of $3.80 per box."
Markos's reply: "I wish you hadn't given such a large discout Lou, with the 15c saving, queues are starting to form already.
Anybody queing up at PTC to secure cookies at a huge discount rate, please do so on the easement to avoid congestion out the front of the gym.
Camping facilities are available."
Lou: "In terms of price: normally, boxes will retail for $3.95 each + delivery (each box has 10 x 10gm cookies). HOWEVER, on the day of the contest, as well as having some samples for you guys to try, I will be doing a special of $3.80 per box."
Markos's reply: "I wish you hadn't given such a large discout Lou, with the 15c saving, queues are starting to form already.
Anybody queing up at PTC to secure cookies at a huge discount rate, please do so on the easement to avoid congestion out the front of the gym.
Camping facilities are available."
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