Bob - Hey man, look at that hottie - she's the bomb
Mike - Oh, yea, she's going in the jerk bank. I'll make THAT withdrawal tonight!
Mike - Oh, yea, she's going in the jerk bank. I'll make THAT withdrawal tonight!
by Studs365 December 1, 2007
Get the Jerk Bankmug. A break period used to go masturbate because you're aroused or your mind is preoccupied with sex. Typical among males. Jerk breaks are usually taken during periods of light physical activity and intense brain activity such as studying for a midterm, writing an essay, reading a book for your book report, filling out tedious income tax forms, or what have you.
Jerk breaks are cathartic in many ways.
Jerk breaks are cathartic in many ways.
Man I've been reading this same fucking page for fifteen minutes and I've got a big boner and can't concentrate. I think this calls for a jerk break. JERK BREAK!
Do girls go for jerk breaks? who knows?
Do girls go for jerk breaks? who knows?
by RC May 3, 2006
Get the jerk breakmug. by Chi-Chi January 29, 2004
Get the erk and jerkmug. When you see a girl/woman who u would love to have a crack at or jerk off to.
Can be in real life or on the internet/magazine
Can be in real life or on the internet/magazine
Man, I saw this girl at the mall today with a crazy short skirt and legs for days, talk about 'Jerk Material!'
by Sauncunt October 25, 2009
Get the Jerk Materialmug. A vehicular ice cream vendor, most likely driving an old van and playing an urban-style ice cream jingle.
"Man, here comes the Jingle Jerk, always selling that overpriced ice cream. Their jingle is so annoying! Get out of my neighborhood!"
by MclarenF1CMS July 28, 2009
Get the Jingle Jerkmug. Making a 'jerking off' motion with one's hand to express disgust, disinterest or disbelief, while simulatenously rolling one's eyes. Similar to concept of playing air guitar.
by Liz's mom January 21, 2009
Get the air jerkmug. 1.) When a group of males sit in a circle, jerking each other off.
2.) *NOT* when a group of males stand in a circle to jerk off onto a cookie or anything of the sort. That retarded frat game is called "Limp Biscuit"... which kind of indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so fucking horrible.
3.) When a bunch of blowhards - usually politicians - get together for a debate but usually end up agreeing with each other's viewpoints to the point of redundancy, stroking each other's egos as if they were extensions of their genitals (ergo, the mastubatory insinuation). Basically, it's what happens when the choir preaches to itself.
4.) A game on MXC that's based on sumo wrestling. Beware the Green Teabagger.
2.) *NOT* when a group of males stand in a circle to jerk off onto a cookie or anything of the sort. That retarded frat game is called "Limp Biscuit"... which kind of indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so fucking horrible.
3.) When a bunch of blowhards - usually politicians - get together for a debate but usually end up agreeing with each other's viewpoints to the point of redundancy, stroking each other's egos as if they were extensions of their genitals (ergo, the mastubatory insinuation). Basically, it's what happens when the choir preaches to itself.
4.) A game on MXC that's based on sumo wrestling. Beware the Green Teabagger.
by Ninja Disaster July 8, 2004
Get the circle jerkmug.