King Jester

A Buffalo, NY born and raised rapper affiliated with Hektik Entertainment in Long Island, NY. Famous for albums such as Mix Tape Vol. 1, Mix Tape Vol. 2, Chronicalz of the Lost King

"May I present to you, one of Buffalo's best rappers, King Jester!!!!"

by "Sniper" November 29, 2007

Jeter

extremely hot and sexy shortstop for the new york yankees. hes an unbelieveable talented all around player, one of the best in baseball.

" I just want to be remembered as a Yankee. " Derek Jeter

by AshIzzLe May 21, 2004

derek jeter

A baseball player who sucks in three very specific ways:

1) so hard
2) so bad
3) wicked bad

"Man, did you catch Derek Jeter in the ALDS against the Angels?"
"Yeah, he sucked wicked bad."

by T Unit October 10, 2005

court jester

a silly sex act:

1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.

4. finally, proclaim to said female

"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"

phill: "how was last night?"
wes: "awesome man, I court jestered that bitch!"
phill: "sick dude."

by Dr. J Weinberg September 5, 2009

Jeepers Jackasses

The people who made the "Jeepers Creepers" movies.

I cannot believe a movie could be so dumb, and worse yet they had enough money left over to shit out a sequel.

by minari-naga September 7, 2004

Jeter

team penis is a homo sexual...you probably tried to fuck jeter in his hotel when he was in boston beating the redsox and he turned you down so you flipped out..its understandable..hes cute, but hell never go for you..he gets only supermodels..too bad hes the best player in baseball..it must hurt your beantown heart..or your stretched out asshole...ps, stop trying to put your dick in your ass..it wont work, youll just disappoint yourself

jeter, tosses to womack, flips to giambi...DOUBLE PLAY!! TEAM PENIS tosses to his boy, flips around and licks his ass...69!!

by tjmaxxx March 25, 2005

Derek Jeter

A "Player" for the Yankees, and a disgrace to baseball as well as life as we know it. Whoever says he's the "greatest shortstop in history" is sadly mistaken; he'd be lucky to make it onto the top 10 shortstops CURRENTLY PLAYING. And the worst part is, he struts around as if he is Babe Ruth or something, as if he is automatically above and better than everyone else simply because he is the "GREAT Derek Jeter." This is his most unattractive quality (although he's pretty ugly now that it comes up...his facial proportions don't make sense, and his squinty eyes are terrible). His intolerable arrogance and smugness make it impossible to genuinely respect him--just watch him on TV for 30 seconds, and it will be clear how much he thinks of himself, and how he secretly feels that everyone should bow down to him. And Guess what? This is NOT coming from a Red Sox fan!

"Insignificant Lowly Player": Well Hiya Derek Jeter!
Derek Jeter: Hey! Howya doin man?
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): You DARE speak to Derek Jeter? BOW DOWN TO ME, UNWORTHY SCUM!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": How was the game?
Derek Jeter: It was great! We won 12-2, and I got an RBI!
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Without me this team is NOTHING. That RBI was SO CLUTCH!
Insignificant Lowly Player: OK Derek. Nice Talkin' to ya...(walking away, to himself): What a nice guy!
Derek Jeter: Yeah man, same to you.
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Aren't you gonna ask for my autograph?

by Andrew Baroody May 13, 2006