a gay right handed man that thinks he is good at everything and feels that google is the beholder of all.
I'm right,my name is jared.
by battery8765 September 27, 2007
A very nice and cool nickname for the name Jayden. It is commonly used in Denmark. The origins of why they love the nickname Jared is unknown. However, It is believed that a long time ago, there was a Slavic man named Jayden who lived in Greenland was very fond of that name because the 2nd syllable is "red" which is the color found in the Dannebrog (Danish flag). When you meet a Danish guy whose name is Jayden, call them Jared they will absolutely love it!
Person 1: My name is Jayden but you can call me--
Person 2: Jared! I know *winks*
Person 1: *blushes*
Person 2: Jared! I know *winks*
Person 1: *blushes*
by yådanishcitizen September 17, 2023
this dumbass sitting next to me in English with every disorder ever. its a wonder that he's alive still.
by haddles. April 13, 2022
a guy with a HUGE penis.
by monkebawls July 08, 2022
The Sexiest man alive!! hes so hot, when i see him i cant keep my hands off him. In his spare time he likes to jack off.
by someone you know March 16, 2005
a man who makes orgasm noises to the point of turning purple. he lives in online forums and enjoys driving people crazy. he also is usually found 69ing a fake stuffed turtle. also can be used as a verb such as "I just jareded that turtle" and insult. EXTREMELY GAY
by metallballer February 05, 2008