jared

a guy with a HUGE penis.

Damn! did you see jareds HUGE penis?

by monkebawls July 8, 2022

jared.

this dumbass sitting next to me in English with every disorder ever. its a wonder that he's alive still.

jared. is a dumbass.

by haddles. April 13, 2022

jared

a sussy baka with a mullet

look at jared

by djgldjgidug May 25, 2021

The Jared

The Sexiest man alive!! hes so hot, when i see him i cant keep my hands off him. In his spare time he likes to jack off.

I love you Jared! Come and find me!!

by someone you know March 15, 2005

jared

a man who makes orgasm noises to the point of turning purple. he lives in online forums and enjoys driving people crazy. he also is usually found 69ing a fake stuffed turtle. also can be used as a verb such as "I just jareded that turtle" and insult. EXTREMELY GAY

youve been spending alot of time on those forums lately, your starting to turn into a jared.

by metallballer February 5, 2008

jared

someone who is a kid all The time no mater his age and suck BBC all the time

"did you see jared he was on a BBC"

by gavin004 May 21, 2019

A Jared

I Toxic 12 Year Old Who Doesn't Know When To Shut The Fuck Up And Is Bad At Fortnite

When A Friend Says Something Dumb You Would Say
'Dont Be A Jared'

by KNX Hacker July 8, 2020