jaden mcleary

Completely and aboslutely MAIDENLESS. No hope remains for any man that goes by this name.

"Is that jaden mcleary"
"Yes, i heard he gets no maidens"
"I heard that as well"

by jaden mcleary March 17, 2022

Donkey Jaden

Coma caused by ones neck and rectum being jaded because of a group donkey punching session. Sometimes caused involuntary bowel movements and crying.

Kody, Dono, and Brody Donkey Jadened Zacc so hard that he went into a coma for 5 months and had to use a colostomy bag for the rest of his adult life.

by xWPeggyx February 14, 2010

jadens penis

A sad small protrusion in jadens body

Jadens penis dissapointed me.

by shreks dick is great November 1, 2017

Jaden Feairs

pronounced {Jay den} {fee ears}

The most amazing (and beautiful) girl you'll ever meet. Has had a couple rough times in her life but is still happy and cheerful on the outside, she is always there for you when you need a hug (she doesn't like hugs but she'll give you one if you need it) and just over all amazing! Don't EVER rid a girl named Jaden out of your life EVER. people named Jaden who are female are just always there for you and may swear (a little). also a HUGE fan of Markaplier!

Jaden Feairs is an amazing best friend

by EliteLxmon May 22, 2020

Jaden-schrutt

Sexually transmitted disease that turns your pubes red

Oh man after last night with Becca I was jaden-schrutted and it looks so weird.

by Skrt skrt the squirt squirt May 29, 2019

Jaden Walton

Jaden Walton.A MAN. Who deserves nothing but happiness and love. Super hot which is amazing. An inspiration to lots of people. He is loved by many because he's so flawless.. He is the most beautiful human being on this earth and has the most precious laugh and smile. He's super funny and talented. He is also a well-known baseball player,social media star, TikToker, and sportsperson. Everybody loves him and must love him.

If being sexy was a crime, Jaden Walton would be guilty as charged.

by ihave2heads June 27, 2022

jaden klemme

so this is a reference from futurama that the cat needs to massage my nipples

man i need a jaden klemme right now

by plastafierce January 9, 2017