gavin jones 

The GOAT the best the sexiest man alive.

Gavin Jones is sexiest, and best man alive.

gavin jones by Gavin Jonez March 7, 2017

sean jones 

An Amazingly attractive A-hole that is always there when you need him to be. Sarcastic, annoying and yet can't get along without him. Sean Jones is the the guy you should hang with and party to make sure that you make it home safe and sound while having a great time the whole way.

"That guy hanging with Sean Jones has the right idea! "
"Sean Jones is always who I call first"

sean jones by NotThatGuy18 July 30, 2017

Hulio Jonesworth 

The Hulio Jonesworth is a deluxe vaporizer that is good for school boys and girls to take phat rips of in the bathroom stall. With these USB devices, a common trick is called the ghost where you take a long wop let some out that slurp that milky cloud back down into the lungs.

I was cranking Hulio Jonesworth last night and got a mean buzz from her

Hulio Jonesworth by Squish the Cranker October 12, 2017

Dylon Jones 

150% straight
4% gay (hands)
Is a trash person because he didn’t do the play

That Dylon Jones is weird

Dylon Jones by Lemoncakes72 September 28, 2019

John Paul Jonesing 

The strong desire to listen to good music after an extended period of listening to bad.

After a long day of Muzak at the office I'm John Paul Jonesing for some Led Zeppelin

John Paul Jonesing by Little Walken December 24, 2010

George Jones 

getting drunk, wrecking someone else's car, and getting arrested by the cops.

Nah, my old lady and me aren't on speaking terms anymore after I George Jones'ed her brand new Cadillac.

George Jones by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010

mike jones 

"Rapper" for people with ADD.

Still Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours
Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours....repeat 2 times.

Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me...repeat 4 times

First Round Draft Picks coming
Who is Mike Jones coming...repeat until INFINITY.

mike jones by i <3 mike jones March 14, 2005