joel schumacher

asshat that ruined the batman movies.

Batman forever was ok, but joel schumacher, batman and robin was unacceptable.

by Adrian July 16, 2006

Jocelyn

The most beautiful girl ever, special in every way.

"Wow Jocelyn, you are just so AMAZING!" said Ryan, as she has probably heard many times before.

by sanchez1 December 14, 2008

Jocelyn

Big boobs, big ass, this girl got it all. From the amazing looks to the incredible smarts. Shes beautiful inside and out. She has an incrediable body and an amazing taste for style. She's every guys dream. She can either make everyone jealous or be the best of friend. She's very popular and loved by many. Usually brunette or blonde. Although she loves to party, she's very loyal to the ones she love. This girl isn't scared of being herself or what others think. This girl is destined to show you a good time. She's not big on drama. If your lucky enough to meet jocelyn, make her your friend fast because she dosent kiss ass and if your even luckier enough to have a relationship with this girl, you better be willing to stay for a long time because she's the perfect one.

Damnn Jocelyn is hella fine!

by Anon722 June 17, 2013

Joel

Cute, funny, smart, omg so cute..... but, sometime's will be rejected. meaning they don't like you that way. Rejection where do we go from here? Very good in a band...

Joel is a smart handsome young man who is very friendly and can make the whole room laugh.But make sure not get very friend or his girlfriend will come for you , Joel is a popular kid with many talents and is never scared to do the impossible.

A term for a very sexy, tall dude. To be a Joel is to be extremely cute and extremely afraid of girls. Also, a Joel is usually a musician and has an amazing voice. If you are a girl and you met a Joel, dump your boyfriend and start dating the Joel.

person 1: Kimberly is perfect for you...
Joel: i know right...
person 2: You should ask her out!!!
Joel: I'm to scared what if she says no?!

by Urban Dictionary 108 May 23, 2019

Joel Stooks

Joel Stooks, Probably the biggest guy in UK, Being in the presensce of a joel stook will blast you to the core and send shockwaves down your fanny. He's hung like a donkey and although he might smell like physical shit, he has a heart of gold and balls of steel, Joel stooks isn't one for keeping girls, his Alpha male nature allows him scout out his meal and shag every girl in the South area, and soon Joel stooks will be going Mr worldwide. Joel Stooks has a body count of currently 243,069 and plans to shag until he dies. Joel stook's being a natural alpha, does not enjoy the presense of other men, if Joel stooks has caught sight of you and your a male, your dun doe, and will terminate the threat with ease. Joel Stook's will not take no for an answer and if rejected may cause serious fatality to the rejector.

Joel Spooks is a born bread alpha.

Joel stooks: You fucking looking at me funny are you dickhead?
Male: Boss im Sorry, please don't hurt me
Joel Stooks: YOUR FUCKING DEAD AND YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD TOO!
Male: Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Joel Stooks: Hey Babeeeee
Girl ( UwU's And Gushes from fanny)
Joel Stooks: Ah ha ha ha ha

by DCCDCCDCC October 23, 2020

Jocelyn

“Jocelyn” YOU HAVE A GORGEOUS NAME
GIVE ME IT PLEASE

Jocelyn you are so amazing ily

by 1.joy May 21, 2021

The Joel Rub

A bisexual or gay male who plays off being drunk or high to get a free rub or cop a feel from another or group of males.

The Joel Rub: After that shot he went to the bathroom, he got a Joel Rub on those guys by the wall.

by VanillaDrizzle August 8, 2008