A very minor official, who follows rules and regulation to the letter, however nonsensical this approach may be. Characteristic of the current Labour government in the UK. Also colloquially known as "Dickheads PLC", they follow in the same vein as health and safety nazis.
"A motorist in Waltham Forest, East London, was fined for parking on double yellow lines that were not even there when he parked his car. The lorry painting the lines had drawn around the stationary vehicle." - Jobsworth #1
"A council spent £5,000 planting yew trees to screen a new children's play area. It then dug them up again after health and safety experts advised children could fall ill if they gobbled 'several handfuls' of leaves." - Jobsworth #2
"A council spent £5,000 planting yew trees to screen a new children's play area. It then dug them up again after health and safety experts advised children could fall ill if they gobbled 'several handfuls' of leaves." - Jobsworth #2
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Get the jobson mug.Usually a guy who takes the loot in video games and is generally salty from being outclassed.
Jobsangs are usually rejoined for raging. However he calms down pretty quickly.
He is not funny but attempts to be
Jobsangs are usually rejoined for raging. However he calms down pretty quickly.
He is not funny but attempts to be
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Get the Jobsang mug.The jobsite is not to be taken lightly. The jobsite is a place where a man can look at his truck and say “that’s my rig!”. Usually, he is referring to a Ram 1500 Bighorn Crew-cab. One thing you do not wanna be without on the jobsite is wintergreen.
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There goes Mick off to the office again to lick arse and suck the boss off, looks like his day just got easier the jobslobber.
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Get the Jobslobber mug.The term used to define an Apple 'i' product fan. Under the second tenure of Steve Jobs as Apple's CEO, the company had released many products branded with prefix of letter "i" such as iphone and ipad. They have been recognized as Steve's "i"dea;
Stop wasting your time on these silly devices,you job's bitch and concentrate on work.
That job's bitch always goes on bragging about how cool is his ipad.
I sold her my old iphone and turned her into a job's bitch
That job's bitch always goes on bragging about how cool is his ipad.
I sold her my old iphone and turned her into a job's bitch
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