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janis

Janis can be used as a slang term for cocaine. It comes from the 60's and 70's singer Janis Joplin who used the drug excessively.
"Yo home slice lets go pick up a gram of Janis."
by stay trill February 12, 2007
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jansen

When something is exceptionally remarkable, so much that it drives you to compare it to the the artist Theo Jansen. Theo Jansen created kinetic sculptures. Kinetic sculptures are creations of Jansen's that resemble large animals (rhino or elephant sized) which roam beaches and are powered by the wind. Jansen names his moving animal-like sculptures as if they were new species of living animals. This justifiably likens him to a creator of life, or god, and anything compared to him is effectively very cool.
synonyms: awesome; cool; radical; remarkable; wicked; sick; etc.

antonyms: stupid; dumb; retarded

Uses:

1. i was at the club yesterday and, with respect to your outstanding dance moves, i was like, "your fucking jansen!"

2. this food is great, its fucking jansen.

3. kristina's booty moves faster that a fucking jansen sculpture. She's jansen!

etc
by maparipijapan October 22, 2010
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Janiel

The most beautiful girl you know. Has a great personality and just makes you smile when you see her. Is sometimes thought to be shy until you get to know her.
Ex: Did you see Janiel today? Shes so pretty I cant help but smile when I see her.

Ex: Wow I never thought Janiel was like that.
by That_Guy_You_Know May 6, 2014
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Janissa

An extremely sexy senior who has an undane obsession with luring young boys to her house to engage in tongue wrestling while attempting to watch Fight Club.
I had Janissa with sex last night.
by blackmail102 October 25, 2008
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Janie

A very sweet Girl who loves volleyball. She is The Hottest girl u will meet. She is Funny and her Athletic.
Wow... Janie is so Hot!!!
by isndyjwndbhsksnbciiw June 19, 2017
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Green Card Janissaries

An illegal immigrant to the USA is recruited into the military to go fight and die for an illegal war in the Middle East.
Bush never meant to enforce immigration laws since he needed more Green Card Janissaries for cannon fodder.
by Kopernikus August 5, 2010
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The Kenley Jansen

1. N. When you are piping your wife or girlfriend, and everything is going well. When all of a sudden she says, "It's the 9th inning!" and you instantly blow it.
The intercourse was going well, and then she said its the 9th inning and I pulled The Kenley Jansen.
by RusselVape August 24, 2018
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