Jamaican Steamroller

To turn the shower on and get it extremely hot and steamy in the bathroom and smoke weed in there once it is hot. The heat gets you high quicker and it also feels great when you leave the bathroom.

Example: Hey bro, wanna go do a Jamaican Steamroller in your bathroom real quick?

by mchap January 12, 2009

Jamaican Retirement Package

A kilo of marijuana.

Guy #1: Ey bredda, it looks like you got a Jamaican Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.

by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009

Jamaican Thunder Anus

Describes an anus so full of dingle berries that every time the person walks, you can actually hear the berries clap. The sound is said to be reminiscent of ancient Jamaican Thunder dances from the old days.

Yo dat bitch got Jamaican Thunder Anus, Tony! Don't go for her!

by slimmyfeet May 12, 2014

Jewmexican

This is used to describe a person who is mexican in race, and jewish in religion.

Wow! look at that jewmexican over there!

by pkm25 July 19, 2010

Jamaican Sand Slider

When you are boning a girl on the beach, and then you pull out when your dick is wet from her vagina. then u put it in the sand and get it covered with sand, and then stick it back in.

Man, I boned this chick on the beach last night. I gave her a Jamaican Sand Slider

by The Gentlemens Club May 22, 2010

jamaican sand turtle

When fucking some chick from behind on the beach grab the back of her head and shove it in the sand really hard

dude we missed you again last night?!

I know, i know pulled the jamaican sand turtle last night.

Awesome first the one eye panda now that???

by Privdonut April 2, 2008

Jamaican Bacon

The hottest black woman you would ever seen. She has gorgeous brown eyes and oh lawd dem legs and dat ass. She's rarely seen without wearing kneesocks. Also has the cutest laugh, smile, and looks sexeh with glasses. Her name usually starts with R or F.

That's one fine piece of Jamaican Bacon!

by Corvy January 22, 2011