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itchy gym butt 

when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.
Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.
itchy gym butt by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014

Itchy sound 

That sound someone with long fingernails makes when they scratch themselves, often with extremely unpleasant results.
What's that Itchy Sound?
Itchy sound by dark carnival December 22, 2014

itchy itchies 

When you lay in bed for too long and your body is so restless it starts to itch in random places.
Rachel laid in bed staring at the ceiling for so long, she developed the itchy itchies on her face, then her arm, then the bottom of her foot.
itchy itchies by Rachhh53 February 14, 2015

Itchy Side Taint 

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy
Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.

Itchy Compensation 

Mascaping your pubic hair into a penis larger than his own
He could't get hard, so all I got was some itchy compensation.

itchy breast 

Your going to get lucky tonight!! Or you have cancer
My itchy breast might be cancer!
itchy breast by Titsmcgee MD May 13, 2016