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mogus monday

the sussiest and most depressive day of the week.
OMG! I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS MOGUS MONDAY TODAY. I HAVE A TEST DUE TODAY. IM SO SUSSY😭😭😭😭.
by i hate ur dream stan September 21, 2021
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Monday creep

The phenomena of the unpleasant characteristics generally associated with Mondays encroaching on other days of the week. Tuesday is in particular danger of this.
I spilled my coffee, the computer won't work, and my project is late. Plus, I'm so tired I can barely stand up. Today totally feels like a Monday.

It's Tuesday, man. Must be a case of the Monday creep.
by Lannuier February 3, 2010
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Marcy Monday

A traditional holiday often celebrated on r/Amphibia, to show our appreciation for Marcy Wu, one of the characters in Amphibia.
“Dude it’s Marcy Monday!”
Oh my frog! I’m so excited!”
by EvilAgent2 May 24, 2022
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STD Monday

STD monday is the best day of the week in the army. On that day, you get to have sex with anyone you want (hint, STD). It's usually on a Monday and tons of babies are conceived with in that time frame.
Stacey: OMG, I had sex with Phil on STD Monday and now I'm pregnant!

Tara: You shoulda used protection. Now your gonna end up with an Army Brat.
by Shawty b u f f <3 June 24, 2011
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Monday Moment

When you make a mistake as a result of being tired, you have a monday moment. If something happens to you that you're annoyed or frustrated about, that's a monday moment.
"Bro, I just flunked my math test. I completely forgot to study."
"Now that is a monday moment."
by Sheyyy March 18, 2019
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Triple Monday

Triple Monday is actually the Tuesday following a holiday weekend, but a day that has three times the shittiness of a normal Monday, because (1) it's still the first day of the work week, (2) it comes following what's likely an overly relaxed and/or fun weekend thus amplifying the effects, and (3) upon arrival at work you're faced with fitting a full week's work into the four remaining days.
It was a great Memorial Day weekend, but now I'm facing a Triple Monday when I get back to work.
by theswizzle May 28, 2015
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Neon Mondays

by Throwaway1936432 June 24, 2017
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