one of the most amazing devices ever invented. Has the highest quality music stores and greatest selection. If it ever freezes it isn't completely dead you just have to restart it.
Most people who highly criticize it and make fun of people who have it are just to poor to buy it and jealous of people who have some money.
So if your thinking of buying an mp3 go with iPod cause all of the other mp3's suck balls, especially the gay zune.
Most people who highly criticize it and make fun of people who have it are just to poor to buy it and jealous of people who have some money.
So if your thinking of buying an mp3 go with iPod cause all of the other mp3's suck balls, especially the gay zune.
guy1: dude I just got a zune!
guy2: why didn't you get an iPod there higher quality
guy1: cause they break in 2 weeks and the battery sucks
guy2: actually I've had mind for 3 years without any problems. And my battery lasts a good 6 hours still.
Guy1: well my zune has a radio
guy2: wow I just got a iPod touch and I has youtube safari mail gps calender and a touch screen.
*guy 1 gets an ipod*
Guy1: dude iPods rock! Apple for life! Zune can lick my anus!
guy2: why didn't you get an iPod there higher quality
guy1: cause they break in 2 weeks and the battery sucks
guy2: actually I've had mind for 3 years without any problems. And my battery lasts a good 6 hours still.
Guy1: well my zune has a radio
guy2: wow I just got a iPod touch and I has youtube safari mail gps calender and a touch screen.
*guy 1 gets an ipod*
Guy1: dude iPods rock! Apple for life! Zune can lick my anus!
by apple powns June 20, 2008
Get the iPodmug. A crappy portable multimedia player every crApple fanatics brag about (every crApple products are the best thing since sliced bread you know!) which has one of the lowest price/whatever is positive ratio to bring Jobs tons of cash.
-iPods suck, you can't even put the songs on it anywhere else!
-What the hell do you mean moron, they're the best thing since the universe was created! You just have to pay $1 to get them again on iTunes, that's great!
-What the hell do you mean moron, they're the best thing since the universe was created! You just have to pay $1 to get them again on iTunes, that's great!
by Meeeeeeeee August 22, 2007
Get the ipodmug. everyone who posts on here saying that that an ipod is the most expensive way to get music is a fucking idiot. an ipod doesnt change the way you download music. it just changes how you listen to it. stupid ass dicks. an ipod is great
by waterskier2007 June 27, 2008
Get the iPodmug. Dude 1: Dude..what is that huge slash across ur Ipod screen?
Dude 2: I set my Ipod down on the table and the screen broke...
Dude 1: sweet...
Dude 2: I set my Ipod down on the table and the screen broke...
Dude 1: sweet...
by Jen B January 9, 2008
Get the ipodmug. most unnecessarily hated mp3 player ever, even though its the only one that you can check your email and surf the web with. you pay for quality and if you dont want to pay for cool features, don't. go buy a zen that can't do all of those things. no software is quite as simple as ipod though, although the music is expensive for people who are too stupid to put music on itunes from limewire.
john:i fucking hate ipods, they are so gay.
me: what do you have?
John: a zen, it was half the price and its cool!
me: oh, what does it do?
John: oh, i can listen to music and online radio.
me: oh really? me too, but at the same time i can also email all my other friends with ipods on my full keyboard touchscreen while i play awesome games that you dont have on your zen.
John: oh shit, you can do a lot of shit that i can't.
me: i know. because i have an ipod and not a zen.
John. i need an ipod.
me: exactly.
me: what do you have?
John: a zen, it was half the price and its cool!
me: oh, what does it do?
John: oh, i can listen to music and online radio.
me: oh really? me too, but at the same time i can also email all my other friends with ipods on my full keyboard touchscreen while i play awesome games that you dont have on your zen.
John: oh shit, you can do a lot of shit that i can't.
me: i know. because i have an ipod and not a zen.
John. i need an ipod.
me: exactly.
by O'bouhillae October 7, 2009
Get the ipodmug. A $300 music player that costs more, gets stolen more often, and suffers from poorer audio quality than a CD player.
iPod user: Dude, my iPod fits in my POCKET!
Me: Wow, my CD player does too!
iPod User: Can your CD player hold 5 bazillion songs?
Me: No, I only have 10 CDs
iPod User: Yeah, but my songs sound better
Me: *starts snickering*
iPod user: And it lasts longer
Me: *Laughs out loud* I've had the SAME CD player since 2002 and it still works like a charm, Retard!
Me: Wow, my CD player does too!
iPod User: Can your CD player hold 5 bazillion songs?
Me: No, I only have 10 CDs
iPod User: Yeah, but my songs sound better
Me: *starts snickering*
iPod user: And it lasts longer
Me: *Laughs out loud* I've had the SAME CD player since 2002 and it still works like a charm, Retard!
by Fizzler December 24, 2006
Get the ipodmug. noun; Something you spent a fortune on that doesn't live up to the anticipation, or gets old after a short period of time
That tempur-pedic mattress I just bought isn't that great. It's in iPod in mattress form.
That basketball goal I just had installed turned out to be an iPod. I never have time to use it.
That basketball goal I just had installed turned out to be an iPod. I never have time to use it.
by smb1967x June 27, 2007
Get the ipodmug.