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Instant Ramen

Instant ramen refers the Japanese pussy that is warm and soft like ramen. 1. Chicken flavored pussy a small Japanese woman with small and thin legs 2. Beef flavored pussy a strong hulking Japanese women who prefers to be Dom 3. Shrimp flavored pussy the quirky Japanese girl who you want nothing to do with
“Man Tom Suki has shrimp instant ramen get em tigger”.
by Canned ice tea March 21, 2020
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Instant Classic

phrase used when something is incredibly cool. Always accompanied by the "OK" hand signal and a huge smile. Originated at Kentlake Highschool in WA
*your team scores a point*...wow, that was an instant classic!!
by Peter April 27, 2003
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Instantology

The study of instance, particularly as it relates to the concept of Instant Water. What Instant Oatmeal was to the 20th Century Instant Water will be to new millennium.

The creation of something from seemingly nothing. Shades of ex nihilo, magic even.
When I go to college, I want to study Instantology
by BandV August 29, 2006
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Instant Listener

Someone who claims to be a die hard fan of a music artist once one of their singles gets popular to seem cool when they actually greatly dislike said artist.
Girl: Omg I love this band! Their my favorite!

Man: Didn't you just tell me you hate these guys?

Girl: Ya but that was last week before I heard their new hit song!

Man: Man your such an Instant Listener...
by Nick Corn February 24, 2009
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instant-shrink

side effectz of drinking mountain dew..... dekreaze of sperm kount(T_T)
random guy- dude i drank 5.487 boxz of mountain dew lazt night

next night- wit girl friend instant-shrink oh krap.
girl-where did ur dick go
by joe eastwood August 16, 2010
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insanely sweet

Someone who is very charming and affectionate....
AJ is insanely sweet cause he knows what to say to girls at all the right times....
by SecretCrush April 24, 2010
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instant lazy rush

When you have been sitting and squirming around intensely and decide to get up really fast, this causes major dizziness and cause you to go blind for around 2-3 seconds.
this is usually sometimes enjoyable.
yo man i just had an instant lazy rush
by i get beat by my parents September 19, 2018
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