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The Esalen Incident

In the 1970s at the Esalen Institute a group of very smart people with PhD's attempted to make a semi-scientific inquiry into the validity and robustness of living in a closed polyamorous community. The experiment failed, as despite their best intentions of seeing and interacting with everyone "equally", the typical human behaviors of favoritism, jealousy, ostracism etc broke down relationships and made it impossible to keep harmony.
Anon: "So what's going on at Esalen this decade?"
Esalen dabbler: "Some sort of female orgasm law-of-attraction empowerment training. Hope it doesn't end up like the Esalen incident."
by Aardvarkopotamus August 24, 2021
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The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"
The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"
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Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
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byford dolphin incident

An incident in an oil rig back in 1983 involving a decompression chamber and diving bell where a diver was forced through a gap just 5 inches wide due to the extreme pressure differential. He was basically folded in half backwards and his organs were pulled straight out of his body.
Don’t look up the byford dolphin incident unless u like gore and morbid shit
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Miami airport incident

The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.
Miami Airport Incident-

Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!

Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020
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Beaver Plug Incident

It’s basically where a big beaver penetrates your ass with his tail and sometimes includes his beaver penis while the big boy rapes the hell out of your ass until it widens enough to make you shit all over the place

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
The BNR was in the Beaver Plug Incident
by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023
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The Fortnite Incident

on this day a imbecile said the dumbest fucking thing i’ve ever heard and i told him he’s getting his own holiday so yeah now he is getting one
““jonesy you go right, renagade you go left, *camera cuts to peely* skull trooper says “uh peely you just be peely” then they all chant “1-2-3 fortnite!””- The Fortnite Incident
by thefortniteincident December 2, 2023
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