johnson inch

The scale by which a man measures his dick. Johnson inches are less than an official inch. The range is anywhere between 1.5 to 2 johnson inches to each official inch.

Rob claims he has a nine inch dick, that's because he is measuring it by johnson inches.

by kajoe February 28, 2010

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1-inch warrior

a '1-inch warrior' is a very small penis which is around 1 inch in length.

"ben had his pants pulled down the other day and he had a 1-inch warrior"

by devvolad June 23, 2014

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9 inch shlong

a word that boys use to cover up how big there pp is

i have a 9 inch shlong

by big chungus 69 420 November 30, 2020

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why is my leg so itchy

When a persons leg is so itchy they ask the question.

Dharma is itching her leg and screams, "Why is my leg so itchy?!"

by chribistibiniba May 14, 2010

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itchy

A word that describes the physical feeling of itchiness that is caused by taking opiates, such as Vicodin, Oxycotin, ect.
Used as slang term to describe the consumption of opiates.

"Hey, you trying to get itchy this weekend?"

"They gave my brother a lot of Vicodin after he had his wisdom teeth out...He got hella itchy!"

by Cheshire Desire September 17, 2007

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