minecraft

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help me i slept inn the neter in minecraft

by cosmicfoam April 25, 2022

Minecraft

The best game that will ever exist. It is a game for alphas, unlike the beta abomination known as fortnite.

Guy 1: “Hey bro wanna do some Minecraft?”
Guy 2: “Sure bro”

by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

Minecraft

Minecraft is a really good excuse for someone to get out of your room.

Me: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Who's Candace? May 10, 2021

Minecraft

a way to rage while getting changed

Your mum plays minecraft while geting changed you see her she says shit noggins you scream and put on your mums panties

by The word dano June 24, 2019

Minecraft

A cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures. Its more addictive than heroin.

Mother: What are you doing in your room? You've been in here for 2 hours, you're not jerking off are you?
Son: No, shut the fuck up I'm playing Minecraft

by BlackShakespeare February 11, 2021

Minecraft

A cubic game that's is made out of cubes and there are no round things in the game. Every word, item and block is cubic. Minecraft is made by no other group then Mojang. Many Youtubers play this game with the "Caves and Cliffs" update there are new things as in lightning rods, copper, copper blocks, copper stairs, tuff, stalagmites, candles, the new warden mob, dripstone caves, improved cave generations, lush caves, new cave flowers, timed leaves, a new mob axolotl, Archeology system, crystal geodes, Stalactites, Goats and More varied snow.

you: Creeper, awww man Minecraft: :DDDDDDDDDDDD you suck.

by xXDragonMasterXx November 23, 2020

Minecraft

3d terraria but its just as good

Person 1: wanna play Minecraft?
Person 2: maybe later I’m playing terraria right now

by A terraria gamer October 27, 2020