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if you know what i mean

The new "that's what she said."

When you say something, this just makes it sound dirty.
Say anything that you think of that is dirty... then add "if you know what i mean." This makes everything funnier.
"My math homework is so hard... if you know what i mean."
"Let's go do this right now... if you know what i mean."
"That was so quick... if you know what i mean."
by lalala36 October 8, 2009
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if you know what I mean

a phrase; which can be added to the end of any sentence to make it sound dirty
Hey, wanna come over for a pizza, if you know what I mean. ;-)
by Robert March 27, 2004
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I don't care if you're talking to God

Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.
Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!
by Shadowassasin13 December 20, 2010
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You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing

A phrase that can be said in self-defense when someone is verbally harassing you. It implies that you do not care if they hate you for what you are or what you do, and that you will not conform to their ways to satisfy them. Useful in situations involving politics, choosing sides in an argument, etc. It is a perfect saying when you are under verbal attack by hate-filled people.
Some bitch: You suck! That's because you're a Republican!
Ryan (Me): You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing.

The Kentucky Yankee: Proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.
by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005
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I don't know if

A passive aggressive way to avoid actually asking a question directly.

Also: A passive aggressive technique to make an assertion, give direction, make a suggestion.
I don't know if you're going to take out the trash. It's in the garage.

I don't know if you like your shoes with that outfit.

I don't know if you wanted that chicken sauce on your shirt.
by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017
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i'm over it if you are

A phrase used to express the willingness of the speaker to disregard the perception of the some aspect of the present being an inconvenience. It can also be used humorously (i.e. sarcasm) in basically the same way, but with a varied magnitude of severity regarding the the issue at hand.
"Oh shit i just dropped a plate and broke it"
"i'm over it if you are dude, let's just get this shit out of the kitchen so we can go home"

"Mr. President, New Orleans has been fucked by a shitstorm"
"..I'm over it if you are"
by fruitermelon June 2, 2010
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