Immaturity

The Decline of our civilization...

Kids acting 16 and 17 nowadays show immaturity by acting like 12 year olds..

by capule August 30, 2007

immfo

acronym: In My Mother Fucking Opinion

As a general statement:
Dolphins are seven time more badass than sharks, immfo.

In conversation:
Her: Can I sit down?
Him: IMMFO I DON'T THINK YOU CAN SIT DOWN.
Her: I want a divorce.

by SirBlondie March 1, 2009

Immature

What people who post definitions to this site are best at.

Bob: Hey, did you see that definition on Urban Dictionary?
Frank: Yeah, it was immature at it's best. o_o

by TheOrlyGuyLol January 24, 2010

The Immaculate Cumback

the act of anal sex with an ex-girlfriend and after the sex you come on her back

I was drunk at a party and i hooked up with my ex and gave her the immaculate cumback.

by Pang™ October 4, 2006

immoa

When friends don't understand what your abbreviations stand for during online chats or texts, 'immoa' can be used as a response which means "I make my own abbreviations." It can also be used in a sarcastic way if a friend doesn't understand a simple abbreviation.

Richard: what do you think of my new phone?
you: idl it.
Richard: what was that?
you: immoa.
Richard: what's that!??
you: i make my own abbreviations..
Richard:-___-

*idl: I don't like

Richard: I farted really loud today in last period!!XD
you: wtf?
Richard: what is that??
you: immoa
Richard: fine. I'll go look it up.

by tuan0392 August 23, 2009

Immaculate Defecation

Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.

Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"

by puppy hugger February 7, 2009

IMMOGBNR

Acronym standing for "I miss my old girlfriend, but not really." Used to express nostalgia for a girl you used to date, when you're dating someone much better.

Guy 1: Even though she's much better, immogbnr.
Guy 2: Stop reading Dinosaur Comics so much.

by Secundus May 27, 2008