imagine

Sarcastic insult to someone doing things that are dead.

“imagine using Skype in 2023”
“Imagine dying in a tycoon game”
“Imagine brain.exe has stopped working”
“Imagine playing fall guys in 2023”
“Imagine having room temperature IQ”

by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023

imagine

a slang version version of saying envision getting a negative outcome

imagine losing

by Imagine Daniel March 7, 2022

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

A conversation of speaking of words of hypothetical or imaginative descriptive scenarios

Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"

Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."

This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

by Shanti Stuffman September 29, 2022

re-imagined

In technological terms this is when a process is disrupted by a technologically superior system.

Corey was shocked that a simple process could be re-imagined in unfathomable ways.

by v1rus9 November 29, 2021

Imagine

Slang term commonly found in League of Legends. Used as first word in a scentence, building up to an insult.

Imagine being silver, what a yoke.
Imagine imagining a man imagining an image.

by FriendlyFace111 July 9, 2020

Imaginate

The word for those times when you launch yourself into ultra-realistic scenarios about the show you just watched, or a book you just finished. Sometimes one who is imaginating will stay there for days on end. It is considered a luxury for a few magical humans.

"Last night I imaginated Katniss becoming the president of Panem. I missed work because of it, but it was worth it."

by TurnLeft April 23, 2023

imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF

john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)

by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025