i cant tell if i am joking

An instagram meme page that went downhill but still has loyal followers
weirdo 1: dude you have heard i_cant_tell_if_i_am_joking ???

normal person: no?? lol whats that

weirdo 2: i cant tell if i am joking is a meme page- the admins are weird and the posts are too. BUT ITS RLLY ADDICTING, also it had kind of been going downhill BUT i am a loyal follower‼️ been here since 64 followers
by SpencerReidsBooks September 04, 2021
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b o i i

When you are so c0nfident with your boy that it evolves into a boii. If you level it up to level 60, it will evolve into a b o i i. A b o i i will help ya in all ur needs bro.
*after seeing some murder or fighting in the strEEt*
-Wao, that's sum serious shit, my b o i i.
-Yes, such crap. Should we call the police?
by RodOM1502 June 27, 2018
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A phrase used in order to:
1)sway the topic(salad) being tossed around
2)insult someone
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003
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I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 17, 2023
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I think I found my berries.

A: OH MA GAWD, I THINK I FOUND MY BERRIES.
B: That meme is dead.
by dkjedfrfuerh April 22, 2021
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this means “i don’t like you go kill yourself i have 20 other girlfriends
man i guess i won’t talk to you
by inlovewithurmom4k March 31, 2022
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When I flex I feel my best

A way to express how strong you are. It is the most commonly used phrase in the game OMORI and it was originally said by the planet himself, Pluto. Yet Kel said it better 🙄. KEL deals more damage next turn and increases HIT RATE for his next attack. Costs 10 JUICE.
“When I flex I feel my best” -kel
by Femboylover2 August 14, 2021
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